What's a Lesbian to Do With Herself From May 26 - June 1st

Hi! Welcome to the very first What’s a Lesbian to Do With Herself, in which we inform you what you should be doing if, G-d forbid, you leave this website and head out into the world. We get a lot of people asking us to talk about their events so HERE WE ARE, putting them all into one little post! This isn’t nightlife listings (check GO! Magazine for that) , just a compilation of things you’ve told us about or asked us to talk about on Autostraddle.

Are you hosting an Autostraddle Meet-Up you’d like added to this? Email grace [at] Autostraddle [dot] com with the details of your very special specialness. Also welcome are information about pride parties, poetry readings, craft fairs and Harry Potter movie premieres. To Grace!

**For the most thorough nightlife and lesbian events listings, check GO! Magazine, which features nightlife listings all around the country. **

Featured Event

Pensacola Women’s Week 2011

May 26th – May 30th

Pensacola Beach, Florida

This exciting events combines two of our favorite things: half-naked girls and Julie Goldman. Friday “morning” The Real L Word cast (Romi & Sara), Julie Goldman, Brandy Howard and Top Chef Sandy Birdsong will be hosting the first round of the Dodgeball Charity Tournament and that very night Brandy will be hosting a comedy show featuring YOU GUESSED IT, Julie Goldman!

Other sexual activities include a party cleverly named “Sexacola” which inludes “infamous, fire-blowing Fuel Girls,” a Bikini Contest, a Wet T-Shirt Contest, a Drag King Competition and a White Party!

You can buy tickets for individual events or weekend passes online or at My Sister’s Room in Atlanta, Georgia or the PWW Welcome Center in Pensacola Beach.

At last, a LESBO NIGHT at The Abbey!

BRAND NEW GIRL NIGHT

Who: Girlbar

When: Wednesday Nights Starting Right Now

Where: The Abbey – 692 N Robertson Blvd, West Hollywood

How much: Free!

Come early for dinner (new menu, they serve awesome food) stay for the party — no cover charge

$3 Tacos & Cocktail Specials All Night!

Original Plumbing GREEN ISSUE Release Party

@Southpaw in Brooklyn, NY

When: Saturday May 28th 10pm

What: “Celebrate the release of Original Plumbing‘s 7th issue with an unforgettable party in honor of THE GREEN ISSUE! Come out, dance, get cruised, and pick up a copy of your fave trans male magazine while surrounding yourselves with community, art and music.”

Autostraddle Meet-Ups:

Los Angeles, CA: Autostraddle Dance Party

When: Friday May 27th

Where: Mugshot / Down ‘n Out Bar

Why: “dance your clam off” and “celebrate our victorious 7th place finish in bar trivia”

ASS Group: We Straddle L.A., Bitch

Wanna Hang out with other Autostraddlers in your city? Join these ASS Groups — and here’s the catch — actually talk on them! (These things will eventually become forums, bear with us)