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“I’m a cis queer woman in my mid-twenties, and I’m mourning yet another 2-3 month-long relationship that ended unexpectedly, and this time it’s messing with me in the way the others haven’t.”
My girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with pasta.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill.
I just applied for a job down at the diner.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from a grocery delivery service.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
The ducks at the pond keep attacking my dog.
Instagram keeps showing me videos of Clinton’s Vice President dancing.
I really love my dry erase board.
“It’s pretty simple. I wanted to win. That’s pretty much it, I wanted to be Ms. Olympia.”
I’m writing a novel about a woman with a strain in her trapezius.
Why did the coach put frogs in the outfield?
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided?
I failed my driving test after taking an abbreviated driver’s ed class.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round.
Why is She-Hulk so good at gardening?
What do you call a penguin in the White House?