‘TIL THE BITTER END OF 2019: All A+ Members Get 25% Off in the Autostraddle Store

I just want the good [merch] life
I got [a sale code for] it
And now I’m just like I
Wanna stay [in my house] all night
Dance to songs I know by heart
Til [my package from HelloMerch comes] home
Get [the shirts] alone
Tell [them] what [I] want to do
[Where I want them shown]
[We’ll] get high
[We’ll] go deep
Drink some water
Get some sleep
If it feels good [buy] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good [wear] it
If it feels good
Do it
If it feels good [pin] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good, [snuggle into] it
If it feels good
I love [to be] observant
[Cause this code I deserve it]
[Might be calling my new shirts] baby
But only [cause they complete] me
[Look in the mirror and] say
[I look more than] ok
[I love myself so much it’s] stupid
[I love the way I] do it
Oh [I look] so fly
So [good I’m no longer shy]
Come to me
We don’t have a plan at all
But I don’t think it’s dumb to be
Reckless
Got a [shopping] list
Of the things I [want, a few]
Cancel all my plans
So I can
[Buy everything and]
[Say woo woo]
If it feels good [buy] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good [wear] it
If it feels good do it
If it feels good [pin] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good, [snuggle into] it
If it feels good
‘Cause I wasted so much time
[Buying] things that I don’t like
[I won’t spend the rest of my] life
Playing a game of hide and seek
Can I get a peek
What’s underneath 
I’m kind of hoping you’re a freak
Like me
I’m kind of hoping you’re a freak
Like me
If it feels good [buy] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good [wear] it
If it feels good do it
If it feels good [pin] it
If it feels good, awh yeah
If it feels good, [snuggle into] it
If it feels good
I just want
I just want the [merch] life
— Julia Nunes’ “Feels Good,” only slightly modified.
You might be wondering why I just sang that song to you, dear A+ Members. The truth is I am trying to create enough content so that the secret code I am about to reveal to you is… in fact… a SECRET and doesn’t show above the A+ post cutoff! First the deals, then the code, my beautiful angels!

All Enamel Pins $10 $7.50

All Tees $25 $20

All Sweatshirts $48 $36

All  Hats $22 $16.50

AT LONG LAST, BEHOLD THE CODE:

Deal: 25% Off Everything in the Autostraddle Store
Dates: 12/26 – 12/31
Code: BABETOWN25

Happy holigays and a happy new queer, and thanks a bunch for being a member of A+!

You: Carol
Us: So glad you’re here, lifting you up so you can climb on mountains, etc.
Not here but also queer: Heather and Kamala!

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6 Comments

  4. Just placed my order, nothing like leaving things until the last minute! Excited I’m finally getting the Read A Fucking Book pin!

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