The Hot Girl of the Year Award
We asked you to vote and you did! Jennifer Beals won with a whopping 42% of the votes. So congratulations, Bette Porter. You have really amazing arms. Sorry that annoying chick died in your pool!
We would also like to give awards to the three ladies who came the closest to kicking Bette Porter’s adorable ass: Sara Ramirez, Margaret Cho and Portia De Rossi — YOU GO GIRLS.
Not to be outdone, we had to do our own picks from the women you did not elect from our list. So here they are, in no particular order:
Carly’s Pick: Eliza Dushku in Dollhouse
What can I say? Ms. Dushku’s roles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and in Bring It On! really had a large impact on me during my sexual awakening of the late 90s/early aughts. She always plays a badass and that is obvs AWESOME.
Honorable Mention: The ladies of HIMYM
Riese’s Pick: Sofia Vergara from Modern Family
(or as the dudes down at the bowling alley say, “Sofia Viagra” HAHAH GET IT?!)
“I have a lot of questions for everyone who did not vote for Sofia Vergara. Were none of you paying attention back in 2005 when Carmen De La Pica Morales (not Sarah Shahi, as she is not Latina) told the world what so many of us already knew via cute-orange-t-shirt?
But regardless. Perhaps we should have shown you a photograph of Sofia Vergara’s ass:
Look you know how hot Sofia Vergara is? SHE’S SO HOT I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW TO KNOW HOW HOT SHE IS. Yeah, I saw the pilot on an airplane a few months back, and it was pretty cute! But FHM and Maxim and all those dudes have taken time out to recognize Sofia and her breasts which are not implants charm & wit, what is wrong with you people?
Is it because she’s dating Al Bundy on that show? I know. That grosses me out too. I wish she’d go lez with a naughty neighbor or something. Played by Kate Moennig or Rosario Dawson or Zoe Saldana.
Sarah’s Pick: Rutina Wesley on True Blood
Because of her muscles. That’s all I need to say, right? I mean, come on people.
The Best Shows On TV Awards
Drama – Mad Men and True Blood because: duh.
Comedy – 30 Rock. Nothing can beat it (though Nurse Jackie and Parks and Rec are definitely trying).
Reality – RuPaul’s Drag Race edged out all of the other reality crap I watch on the regular by being extra fabulous.
Well that’s it for me, squirrel friends, I’m spent! Do you agree with my choices? Or do you have a few awards of your own? Sound off in the comments!
‘Tron out!
