Hi there jumping beans!
I hope you’ve had a splendid July and are ready for what August has in store for us. This issue will make you want to take a Gal Pal tour around some tropical shit, go back in time and go to every Pride ever with the adorable Straddlers of this here nation, and hope with all hope that the Museum from Gaydventure will be a real place one day.
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You can also download the PDF and make a paper town out of it. (Get it?)
xoxo,
Chelsey
Sign the contract and put on the ring! I’m always up for adventure.
It’s a terrible life choice, but sign the contract and put on the ring! I’d never be able to walk away without finding out what’s going on.
Same here!
I agree! If this was me in real life I would probably leave them both because this seems realllyyy shady, but I really want to know what this is all about so… Let’s do this!
I don’t like these options. Why can’t I put the ring on for a few seconds and see what happens BEFORE signing the contract? Or wander around looking for some of the other people who are supposedly bound to the gallery?
I played D&D for a couple months and I’m surprised the DM still talks to me. My desire to do weird things to avoid traps knows no bounds.
I snorted at the bad joke
Don’t put on the ring! It is obviously a ring of femme invisibility and once you put it on, no-one will believe you’re gay EVER AGAAAAAAAIN..!
Take the ring and leave the contract…mwahahaha (my evil Slytherin laughter).
Quite amusing to read the comments before the issue itself.
I truly thought some kind of twisted marriage plot was happening here!
leave the contract and put on the ring! i still don’t quite trust the contract, but I’m down with the ring
A+ corny joke Alex. And put on the ring/sign the contract!
My face! Hello, me.
Also, ummm GAL PAL TOURS PLEASE. Immediately.
Leave the contract and the ring.
Thanks for the Runaways shoutout Al!!! I’m v proud to share a cabin/name/topman shirt/soul with you and your bad jokes <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Al! Runaways! Chelsey! So many of my favorite things!
Anything that features Alex’s face is a beautiful work of art. Thank you so much for that interview.
Also, sign the contract and put on the ring.
omg <3
You must sign the contract and take the ring! Even though you do not know the way.