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I don’t know why the screwdriver. I guess it’s because the flashlight is good for morale because being stuck in the dark is scary, but not good for much else? Whereas screwdriver might be essential for escape / protection, if I’m able to brave the dark and feel my way around.
I’m of the “can’t plan ahead for the enchanted screwdriver powers that have yet to reveal themselves, therefore plan only for the practical value of said items.” Apparently. lol.
Wait, is it screwdriver as in the common household tool, or screwdriver as in the refreshing vodka and orange cocktail?
I hope it’s the vodka and orange because it’s my go-to cocktail
I think mythical flashlight. If it’s mythical, then the light has to have extra powers right? Like being bright enough to scare off people who complain that “happy holidays” is too politically correct?
We can only hope.
MARYYYYY honestly marry me already and move to Canada
She actually can’t do that because she’s marrying me and moving to the US so… But I guess if a republican becomes president, we can both marry you and move to Canada.
MARY YOU ARE A GODDESS. YOUR CAMP FAMILY LOVES YOU BACK. <3 <3 <3
screwdriver because home depot ?
But the tarot cards are so spot on. IS THIS THE SIGN, UNIVERSE? IS THIS IT!?
@vinzzz27 It is the sign, yes!
MARY IS MY IDOL.
Right??? Just casually in front of The White House
Is the screwdriver sonic? If so, take the screwdriver.
MAAAAAAARY <3
I can’t even process my feelings about this. you are the best.
As someone who went as Doctor Who for Halloween, I say SCREWDRIVER!
Mary, come and be next to me please.
Can someone explain Chaos Day to me? Is it an AS thing? Or just a larger thing I’m ignorant of?