The A+ Bee Issue Ten: Dyke the Halls

Hello there elves!

Welcome to the last A+ Bee of 2014! Thanks for going on this strange adventure with us. We’re so glad for all of your contributions and submissions and engagement in the process.

This issue we have a snowflake contest, an ABC Family movie you’ll remember all year ’round, we’re continuing our Gay-dventure saga AND SO MUCH MORE.

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Chelsey

Chelsey is a previous Editorial Assistant for Autostraddle and currently resides in Los Angeles with her cat Olive and a large collection of cardigans. She enjoys drinking coffee/tea, writing, editing, and validating the humans in her life.

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30 Comments

  1. I solved the seating chart puzzle, and now I’m considering dropping out of grad school and becoming a freelance queer social event planner.

  2. Follow that girl to the O’Keefe Rooftop Garden! This is an ADVENTURE and that means following the scary hot girl wherever she invites you. Pretty sure that’s how they define adventure in the dictionary.

    • Oh yes, meant to cast my vote for the rooftop but got distracted trying to be witty.

      Who could say no to O’Keefe anything?

  3. Natalie Dormer can dyke my halls any day. I’m not sure what that would actually mean but I’m OK with whatever it is.

  4. Once I needed a safeword that would defuse all sexy/romantic feelings in an instant.

    The other person chose Macklemore.

  5. Let’s go to the info center please, I’m super nervous about being late to the interview and we can hang out with all our sexy coworkers once we’re hired!

  6. Aimed to study for my finals but instead found myself wanting to write scene one of Frost and Delirious, oops.

  7. Solved the seating situation. I may have a future in this. (By “this” I mean logic puzzles)

    That video was everything. Thank you.

    And who can say no to intimidatingly perfect eyebrows AND an O’Keefe Rooftop Garden??

  8. Yo Snowwoman, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but A-Camp 4.0 had one of the best SnowWomen of all time..

    • I was going to post some snowflakes that I made, cuz I thought they were pretty good, but these are some next level flakes. Wow, awesome.

      • Thanks! You should post yours. I’m sure they are wonderful and I would love to see them! I’m sure everyone else would to.
        Sidenote: These took some time and really sharp scissors. You don’t want to know how many times I made the “I’m good at scissoring” joke in my head.

        • Dude, I’m a dog groomer. Scissoring jokes all day long. A coworker once told me I was a gentle scissorer.

  9. The seating chart brought back alllll the LSAT memories I’ve managed to repress since I took it two weeks ago D:

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