serious business

serious business

food lists

The Top Mozzarella Sticks Of 2015

Regrets, I’ve had a few.

Stef —

Dec 4, 2015

kim davis

religion

comedy

“Kim Davis: Jesus Clerk” Episode 101 Recap: Eye of the Tiger

“Oh! Kevin Spacey’s character is named Mike Huckabee. Oh, shit! And he’s running for President of the United States of America on a platform of Traditional Marriage! Polygamy and rape…

Heather Hogan —

Sep 8, 2015

get baked with autostraddle

greatest hits

recipes

Get Baked: Summer Berry Cobbler With Buttermilk Biscuit Crust

Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!

Laneia —

Aug 23, 2015

"personality cult"

#affiliatemarketing

beauty

These Black Nail Polishes

Black nail polish will inherit the earth.

Lizz —

Jul 14, 2015

camp autostraddle

serious business

food and drink

The Great String Cheese Taste Test: What’s The Best String Cheese Brand?

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a big ‘ol group of queers and otherwise-identified humans taste test and evaluate six brands of string cheese accompanied by boxed wine, then…

Riese —

Jun 24, 2015

alicia cargile

kristen stewart

celebrities (vapid fluff)

WELL THEN: Cool Mom and Wolves Who Raised Kristen Stewart Approve Of Her Girlfriend Alicia Cargile

Just a gal, her pal, her super-supportive mom and a pack of wolves, howling at the moon. No but seriously, Kristen Stewart’s Mom confirmed the relationship. Also did we mention…

Stef —

Jun 14, 2015

Daily Fix

miley cyrus

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Miley Cyrus Is Not Heterosexual, So

Furthermore, Miley has launched a charity “devoted to helping homeless youth, LGBT youth, and other vulnerable populations” and played music in her backyard with Laura Jane Grace and Joan Jett!

Riese —

May 6, 2015

Lists/Top 10s

serious business

food lists

Top Ten Ice Cream Bars You’d Run After A Truck To Put In Your Mouth

Really considered making Strawberry Shortcake Bar numbers 1-10.

Riese —

Jul 8, 2014

cats

Orange is the New Black – Lesbian & Queer Storylines

tv news & trailers

Oh My F*cking God It’s “Orange is the New Black” With Cats

I bring you Tabby Is The New Cat — a Petflix original series following Piper Catman’s foray into residential life. Try not to relate too hard, okay?

Carmen —

Jun 10, 2014

Jeanette Winterson

Lists/Top 10s

comedy

100 Things That Are Orange, Ranked

Orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange is the new orange you gonna say banana? So, this is what we did today.

Riese —

Jun 5, 2014

AZMarie

Lists/Top 10s

celebrities (vapid fluff)

21 Things Raven-Symoné Could Potentially Be Doing Right Now

12. Getting a macchiato from Starbucks and the barista gets her name right because she’s fucking Raven-Symoné

Rachel —

May 14, 2014

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and “Playing” it “Cool”

“Appear eager. Put effort in. Show up on the first date wearing a t-shirt with a picture of her cat on it. No. Show up wearing a t-shirt with a…

DeAnne —

May 13, 2014