“Go to your pantry and determine which shelf or space in the pantry is the dullest or darkest, ideally both. Remove everything from that space one item at a time.…
Perhaps you are like me, and spent most of yesterday sobbing gently at the beautiful truths expressed in Kristen Stewart’s recently published poem “My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole.”
“Neighbours have been gathering at the woman’s house to witness this feline abomination for themselves, but at press time, nobody has stepped forwards to claim Bull.”
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