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are straight women okay

serious business

love + sex

What’s the Lesbian Equivalent of “He’s Tall”?

It’s been established that Straight Women Are Not Okay, and this is just another drop in the ocean.

Erin —

Jul 24, 2018

serious business

the apocalypse

comedy

Gotta Get That: Go-Bag for the End of the World

I’ve put together the go-bag of your dreams, and all you have to do is go purchase its contents before your bank account is frozen by the government.

Erin —

Jul 6, 2018

are straight women okay

serious business

culture

Straight People Watch: Spring 2K18

As always: is anyone okay?

Erin —

May 2, 2018

advice

serious business

comedy

What to Say to Someone Who Met a Lesbian

Greet them with various felicitations – ones you’re comfortable with. Don’t step too far out of your “vibe” as that will be unsettling.

Erin —

Feb 21, 2018

are straight women okay

serious business

culture

Straight People Watch: Winter 2K18

The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.

Erin —

Feb 2, 2018

Lists/Top 10s

serious business

friendship

The Gayest Friendship Fights I Had as a Closeted Baby Lesbian

“She wouldn’t let me sit next to her on the bus on the way to camp! For some reason, I had this elaborate Charlie’s Angels-esque fantasy about her where we…

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Oct 4, 2017

serious business

the south

first person

Sorry, A 19th Century Woman Already Has the Best Tombstone

The tale of Martha Kirksey, the woman who did what she could.

Erin —

Jul 12, 2017

Lists/Top 10s

serious business

comedy

The 25 Gayest Things I Did When I Still Thought I Was Straight

Do you ever wish you could travel back in time and scream at your younger self to open their eyes?

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Jul 3, 2017

bdsm

kink

sex

55 Lesbians Having A Bad Time In BDSM Stock Photos

no this look on my face is “excitement” look how excited I am also turned on also our therapist says Tuesday morning is still good

Ryan Yates —

May 3, 2017

april fools day or whatever

life

comedy

I’m Serious Now

From now on, what you can expect from me is the proper allocation of meaningful emotion (regret and sorrow) and matter-of-fact breakdowns of the world’s ills.

Erin —

Apr 1, 2017

april fools day or whatever

serious business