This is as real as it gets: Lukewarm Girl-on-Girl Action
A brunette and a blonde are sitting on a couch watching Chopped on the Food Network when the brunette hastily grabs her partner’s hand. Her eyes flicker with some kind of plan. Her cargo shorts stop just below the knee.
If you have green eyes and you ask someone, “do I have green eyes?” and they say “yes,” that exchange still won’t be as true and real and honest as what you’re about to read on McSweeny’s when you click that link.
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