Clearly my devotion to reporting up-to-the-minute news regarding lesbian inclusion in New York Magazine’s Sex Diaries has led to a proliferation of such diaries, praise Goddess.
In the past, we’ve ventured into the bedrooms of The Queer Woman Who Sneaks Into the Fitting Room With Her Partner, The Lesbian Law-Firm Intern Hooking Up With Her Co-Worker, tThe 29-Year-Old Lesbian Whose Dreams Are Dirtier Than Her Sex Life, The Single Bicoastal Lesbian Smoking Lots of Weed With Two Gal Pals and The Queer San Francisco Woman Having Group Sex in New York.
This week we get a little more traditional with a 40-year-old butch/femme couple vacationing in Provincetown, one of the gayest places to visit, ever. Both ladies are horrified, then, to arrive at their vacation rental and discover they’re sharing the unit with three other families — all straight, all with children. Take a gander:
We head back into the house to have sex. If seeing us visually doesn’t scare the straight people away, we decide hearing us have sex in the middle of the day will. My partner wants to play Daddy/girl, which is my favorite sex play. She has brought a new toy, a pink pacifier that says “I heart Daddy.” She puts it in my mouth like it’s a ball gag. She does me, first with her hand, then with her cock. She takes the pacifier out for my final orgasm so I can scream.”
We’ve got allergic reactions to pacifiers, Erotic Masseuse/Banker’s Wife roleplay, feathery masks, sensory depriving blindfolds, Daddy/girl play, anal sex, floggers, fisting, strap-ons and lines like “the sun is hot but it’s low tide so we basically just pee and hold each other like a dirty Indigo Girls song that they never wrote” and “my freshly waxed, ocean-douched body is on the edge of the bed while my butch is sucking, licking, and biting me close to orgasm.”
So next time someone says that lesbians in long term relationships stop having sex and enter into lengthy periods of lesbian bed death, you could direct them to this lovely post!
