NSFW Sunday: A Tumble Through Lesbo Homosexy Goodness

SEX BUSINESS ROCKS THE PARTY ANIMAL: “Politicians and business people have been taking clients to adult-entertainment clubs for decades,” said a baffled Angelina Spencer, executive director of the Association of Club Executives, which represents 3,800 strip clubs around the country. “Unfortunately, due to the nature of the entertainment — i.e., scantily clad ladies — people get up in arms.”

RED STATE FETISH:
From The Daily Beast: “Sandra Bullock’s husband’s mistress revealed she often gets approached by men who are into “pedal pumping.” Anneli Rufus on a strange sex fad in conservative America.”

“It’s a combination of the foot fetish with the all-American car fetish,” says sexologist Dr. Susan Block, who has been featured on HBO’s Real Sex and Cathouse and has pumped her fair share of pedals. “The basic kinetic movement is a masturbatory motion: the muscles releasing and contracting as the foot rubs repetitively against a phallic symbol, which is the gas pedal. Men think of themselves as cars. The ‘vroom’ of the engine reminds them of their own libidos being revved up by this hot woman.”

PLAYBOY:
It’s America’s Next Top Model but for Playboy, since “To be featured in Playboy magazine is the ultimate accomplishment for a photographer or model.” That is a little bit weird, right? (@69adget)

PRIVATE EYES:
Private Eyes: Amateur Works from the Kinsey Collection explores the unique characteristics of homemade erotic artifacts. (@kinsey)

SUPER NSFW VIDEO PLAY: Jessica Weekly vs. Emily D in Sexy Video Madness at (@frontmagazine)

CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL PILLOW-FIGHTING DAY
With these photos. (@coed)

CHATROULETTE:
Ok, it’s time to stop pretending there are hot girls on Chat Roulette. (@nerve)

GREENING SEX:
Who doesn’t want six tips for a greener sex life? Nobody. Here’s Sex Tips for a Greener Sex Life. (@nerve)

VICTORIAN SEX:
Stop the presses, breaking new!, “a long-forgotten sex survey has revealed that 19th Century wives enjoyed sex for its own sake.” That means that orgams weren’t invented in the 70’s, which is CRAZY. (@timesofindia)

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Laura

Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].

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21 Comments

  1. i am smoking weed right now. i have hips right now. weed & hips, let’s do this thing.

    • Don’t we all? Lmao, true story I’m smoking weed right now, trolling Autostraddle and staring at pair of hips that I just met tonight. EPIC WIN!!!

  2. i’ve met a few hot ladies on chatroulette. you’ve gotta constantly hover over the Next button though.
    wish chatroulette for queer ladies existed.

    • I met a hot lesbian on chatroulette once.
      We were just randomly chatting and then she showed me her boobs :O
      I was so shocked I covered my eyes and she got offended haha

  3. Hasn’t this post already happened? I’m so confused. But I do love weed and hips, I’m just confused.

  4. oh man, syntheticpubes, change your name! it actively prevents me from clicking on your site!

  5. I’m sorry. Facebook has made me lazy. I was looking for a “like” button.

    … I really like all those tumblers! (Even pubs-a-la-synthetic)

  6. …this just made me sign up for a tumblr. Haha thanks again Atuostraddle for your pure 100% AWESOMENESS

  7. i run weed and hips and i want to say thank you thank you thank you :))))

    ps, i took the music off auto :) enjoy xoxx

  8. salut je m appalle thirna je suis une fille homosexy et ma famille ma jete dans rue e je besoin de vos aide

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