NSFW Sunday: A Tumble Through Lesbo Homosexy Goodness

This weekend the ladies of Autostraddle are super busy at the legendary Dinah Shore Weekend, which is actually quite sexy because apparently the ladies at Dinah Shore just can’t keep their shirts on and their tits in. So today lovely Laura is bringing you a look at even more of the lesbosexy tumblrs popping up all over twitter.

Lesbian Sexy Tumblr Alert: The List, Part Two

Mr. Sexsmith
Mr. Sexsmith of Sugarbutch Chronicles does the super-‘feminine,’ the super-masculine, and a little of what falls in between. This is the place to be if gender play, trans identities and butch/femme dichotomy is what you dig. Don’t forget to check out his blog for erotica and sex toy reviews.

Laugh And Live
She may only be 18, but the French girl who runs this tumblr knows what she likes. For the most part, this means semi-undressed girls with tattoos and good haircuts. She usually includes a picture of herself a day and she is pret-ty cute.

Weed and Hips
Weed and Hips is pretty damn enticing. There are a lot of pictures taken with webcams and as the title suggests, a lot of pictures of weed and hips. If you love the marijuana and if you love women’s body parts then you will probs love this tumblr.

Fuck Yeah Geek Girls
Do you like glasses and the girls that wear them? We’ve got just the place for you. Video games, books, and the occasional ninja turtle outfit are mixed right in with plenty of gratuitous nudity.

Judith and Jill
Judith and Jill is full of naked women! Sometimes they are putting their fingers in other naked women’s vaginas and sometimes they are going solo, sometimes they are not even using fingers. Judith and Jill is kind of like soft-core porn mixed in with pretty pictures of girls on the beach.

Things That Excite Me
If willowy amazon women are your thing, Things The Excite Me has got all the lacy lingerie photos of Keira Knightley, Kate Moss, and and supermodels-whose-names-I-don’t-recognize that you could ever want.

Synthetic Pubes
The name! I know, it makes me feel slimy every time, but I like to think of it as a special test. If you can get past it, untold treasures are in store. It’s like the cave of wonders from Aladdin, but you don’t get three wishes, just a lot of pretty girls.

Let’s refresh who we highlighted last time…

Lesbian Sexy Tumblr Alert: The List, Part One

Fuck Yeah Lady Love: Hey, want to see some girls kissing? Go Here. They’ve pretty much got you covered for all your photographic snogging needs along with plenty of other lesbian-themed paraphernalia.

Elles Étaient Deux: Do you like to see gifs of Naomi and Emily making out? That scene in Jennifer’s Body when Megan Fox kisses Amanda Seyfried? What about a collage of the sex scene in Gia? Elles posts pictures of sexy kisses in lesbian movies and tv shows so if you like to see celebrities kissing then go go go! Also; Xena Warrior Princess and Gaby.

Malloreigh: Malloreigh’s a suicide girl who likes the vegan things, bicycles, and other girls. She calls herself an oversharer, but that’s totally not a bad thing; you’ll find exhibitionistic photos of her among all the other girls. If you dig her tumblr, you should check out her flickr account as well.

Cute Boyish Lesbian Girls: Don’t let the name fool you, this guy’s not all androgyny city, it’s just about being queer. Most of the pictures here are good proof that beauty and butch aren’t mutually exclusive.

Also, if you’ve not checked it our already, our 14 Genderqueer & Lesbo Blogs to Watch debuted a few months back, highlighting the fantastic achievements of:
Fuck Yeah Dykes
Girls Who Like Girls
W[omen] O[f] C[olor] Survival Kit
Bohemea
Suicide Blonde
Liquor in the Front
Autostraddle
Sapphoria
Queering
Fuck Yeah The L Word
Pink Taco Lovers
Defining Myself
Les Femmes
masculin/fèminin


Next: Lesbian sexy links for your otherwise uneventful Sunday.

SEX BUSINESS ROCKS THE PARTY ANIMAL: “Politicians and business people have been taking clients to adult-entertainment clubs for decades,” said a baffled Angelina Spencer, executive director of the Association of Club Executives, which represents 3,800 strip clubs around the country. “Unfortunately, due to the nature of the entertainment — i.e., scantily clad ladies — people get up in arms.”

RED STATE FETISH:
From The Daily Beast: “Sandra Bullock’s husband’s mistress revealed she often gets approached by men who are into “pedal pumping.” Anneli Rufus on a strange sex fad in conservative America.”

“It’s a combination of the foot fetish with the all-American car fetish,” says sexologist Dr. Susan Block, who has been featured on HBO’s Real Sex and Cathouse and has pumped her fair share of pedals. “The basic kinetic movement is a masturbatory motion: the muscles releasing and contracting as the foot rubs repetitively against a phallic symbol, which is the gas pedal. Men think of themselves as cars. The ‘vroom’ of the engine reminds them of their own libidos being revved up by this hot woman.”

PLAYBOY:
It’s America’s Next Top Model but for Playboy, since “To be featured in Playboy magazine is the ultimate accomplishment for a photographer or model.” That is a little bit weird, right? (@69adget)

PRIVATE EYES:
Private Eyes: Amateur Works from the Kinsey Collection explores the unique characteristics of homemade erotic artifacts. (@kinsey)

SUPER NSFW VIDEO PLAY: Jessica Weekly vs. Emily D in Sexy Video Madness at (@frontmagazine)

CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL PILLOW-FIGHTING DAY
With these photos. (@coed)

CHATROULETTE:
Ok, it’s time to stop pretending there are hot girls on Chat Roulette. (@nerve)

GREENING SEX:
Who doesn’t want six tips for a greener sex life? Nobody. Here’s Sex Tips for a Greener Sex Life. (@nerve)

VICTORIAN SEX:
Stop the presses, breaking new!, “a long-forgotten sex survey has revealed that 19th Century wives enjoyed sex for its own sake.” That means that orgams weren’t invented in the 70’s, which is CRAZY. (@timesofindia)

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Laura

Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].

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21 Comments

  1. i am smoking weed right now. i have hips right now. weed & hips, let’s do this thing.

    • Don’t we all? Lmao, true story I’m smoking weed right now, trolling Autostraddle and staring at pair of hips that I just met tonight. EPIC WIN!!!

  2. i’ve met a few hot ladies on chatroulette. you’ve gotta constantly hover over the Next button though.
    wish chatroulette for queer ladies existed.

    • I met a hot lesbian on chatroulette once.
      We were just randomly chatting and then she showed me her boobs :O
      I was so shocked I covered my eyes and she got offended haha

  3. Hasn’t this post already happened? I’m so confused. But I do love weed and hips, I’m just confused.

  4. oh man, syntheticpubes, change your name! it actively prevents me from clicking on your site!

  5. I’m sorry. Facebook has made me lazy. I was looking for a “like” button.

    … I really like all those tumblers! (Even pubs-a-la-synthetic)

  6. …this just made me sign up for a tumblr. Haha thanks again Atuostraddle for your pure 100% AWESOMENESS

  7. i run weed and hips and i want to say thank you thank you thank you :))))

    ps, i took the music off auto :) enjoy xoxx

  8. salut je m appalle thirna je suis une fille homosexy et ma famille ma jete dans rue e je besoin de vos aide

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