Did you hear? We just launched a buttload of new merch in the Autostraddle store yesterday!
I want to give a BIG shoutout to everyone who participated in the merch conversation during our Discord event a few months ago! From those conversations we were inspired to turn the phrase “GAY CHAOS” from Surabhi into a pair of amazing socks and a gorgeous sticker. We also created The Lazy Femmes tee — which came out of a conversation about how queer merch kinda feels like band tees sometimes. And finally Snails, who tie-dyed their own Who All’s Gay Here tee, which inspired our very own tie-dyed version. Here are some of the conversations we had with you below:



![laneia: i just want to flag, in case anyone was thinking this was a bit just for the discord, that 40% of our usual conversations are very much "make this an article??!" so this really feels like an extension of our general channel in slack tonight WHICH IS TO SAY THAT I LOVE IT
snails: tie dye! [photo of a white 'who all's gay here' tee with hot pink spiral dye]](https://develop.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screen-Shot-2021-10-18-at-11.55.23-AM.png?resize=1220%2C903)
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xoxo,
Sarah
Queer As Fuck Vintage Hoodie
$38.40 $48.00
Our beloved Queer as Fuck tee is now a hoodie! Designed by Sarah Sarwar. Printed on 100% Ringspun Combed Cotton, Mineral Washed for Vintage Look. S – 3XL
Scissoring Tees in NEW COLORS
$20 $25
Yes, it’s true. Our classic scissoring tee now comes in two beautiful jewel-tone shades — kelly green and rosy pink. Illustrated by Rory Midhani and printed on super-soft triblend fabrication. XS – 3XL
Fisting 101 Tee
$20 $25
Listen you can just call it a “hands tee” if you want, nobody has to know. Except the people who, you know…. know. Designed by Ren Strapp. Printed on super-soft triblend fabrication. XS – 3XL
Team Dykes Tee
$20 $25
Our popular hat is now a t-shirt! Designed by Sarah Sarwar. Printed on super-soft triblend fabrication. XS – 3XL
Who All’s Gay Here Tie-Dye Tee
$20.80 $26.00
Finding out who all is gay here remains an important item on our agenda. This time we tie-dyed it for you, so you can blend in just enough. Designed by Erin Sullivan. Hand-dyed on 100% cotton crewneck. XS – 3XL
The Lazy Femmes Band Tee
$20 $25
A thing we have told ourselves about the heterosexual reaction to our shirts is that probably people think they are all band tees? Well, we decided to lean into that with this tee: introducing the Lazy Femmes! Designed by Kirstin Bencomo-Cooper. Printed on a relaxed (loose-fitting), scoop-neck women’s style tee. XS – 2XL
Gay Chaos Socks
$14.40 $18.00
Gay chaotic is chaotic good, we think? Putting this phrase all over our merch was a great suggestion from an A+ member in our Fundraiser Discord! You dreamed it and we believe it and now it is on your FEET. Concept by Kayla Kumari. Designed by Sarah Sarwar. Ribbed cotton crew with compression and cushion. One Size — will fit from a woman’s size 6 up to a men’s size 11.
Fisting 101 Socks
$14.40 $18.00
Hands? On your feet?? Gay people are always doing the most progressive things. These cute black and white socks will go with absolutely everything in your closet. Run, don’t walk, and snag one of these coveted pairs that you can walk and run in! These cotton crew style socks are designed by Ren Strapp. One Size — will fit from a woman’s size 6 up to a men’s size 11.
Brand New Pronoun Pins
$8 $10
Since 2016 we’ve offered She/Her and They/Them pronoun pins in a variety of styles. This year we’re adding four new pronoun pins to that collection and it’s about time! These gorgeous gold metal and hard enamel pins are designed by Betty Turbo.

Queer Elder Enamel Pin
$8 $10
Embrace your pride as someone who saw Xena when it aired with this pin! These fun, poppy pins are designed by Kirstin Bencomo-Cooper.
Brand New Stickers
$4 $5
Queer Elder – Yes, it’s true — the Queer Elder enamel pin also comes in a sticker! Designed by Kirstin Bencomo-Cooper. Glossy, durable, UV protected, waterproof lamination. 2″ x 1.5”.
Gay Chaos – Is there any type of show you’d rather see on your TV than one that radiates gay chaos??? Designed by Betty Turbo. Glossy, durable, UV protected, waterproof lamination. 2.5″ x 2”.
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Holiday Delivery Deadlines
To get your deliveries in time for Christmas make sure to place your order by:
📦 Order by December 14th — USPS First Class Mail, Fed Ex Ground (pick up nearby)
📦 Order by December 15th — UPS Ground
📦 Order by December 16th — USPS Priority Mail
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Conceptual Ideas / Riese, Sarah Sarwar, the Autostraddle Team, A+ Members
Designers / Sarah Sarwar, Rory Midhani, Erin, Ren Strapp, Betty Turbo, Kirstin Bencomo-CooperPrinting / Hello Merch, Sticker Ninja, Sock Club, The Pin People
So excited! Socks! Yellow hoodie! Another Erin shirt!
I’m not sure I trust FedEx or Walgreens, though, so I paid a little more for USPS. This made me feel even older (“What is this new-fangled pick up at a nearby location option??”) but I’m already leaning into it with the queer Elder pin anyway. 🤷🏻♂️
Oh THAT’S where you can pick up packages? WILDDDDD. YES LEAN IN, WISDOM IS HOT! and thank you so much for all your support.
I’m soon-to-be all decked out in très gai apparel, oh what joy my mail delivery person will bring ! I should bake them a cupcake with sprinkles.
Also looking forward to proudly announcing my Elder Queer status. That is such a miracle, I acknowledge it every day.
Thanks to the artists and the great Autrostraddle fam for these goodies !
eeee! proud of you for announcing your status too, and i sure hope your mailperson gets a cupcake! thank you for shopping with us! 💗
GAY! CHAOS!
So cool seeing all this new merch! Gay chaos is perhaps my greatest accomplishment in life. Both as a merch idea and like, being a chaotic gay in general.
HIIIII! OMG look you guys, it’s Surabhi who came up with the gay chaos phrase! HI THANK YOU!!! YOU’RE AMAZING 😘😘😘😘
No! Thank all of YOU for making it a reality!!! 🥰 🥰
Sidenote I need to get that gay chaos sticker immediately right now.
OMG THANK YOU FOR GAY CHAOS
The Queer As Fuck hoodie is so comfy and looks so good! Got compliments the first time I wore it (and I think it may have helped an overworked retail manager decide to offer to take the pants off a mannequin for me). My wardrobe is mostly gray and blue, but I LOVE this golden yellow color!
Can also vouch for the comfiness of the socks. I haven’t got to try out the new tiedye Who All’s Gay Here shirt yet though. Trying to delay my partner’s complaints about me having three versions of the same shirt 😂 😬