Welcome to Excerpts From My Super-Secret Diary, a new A+ feature for Silver & Gold members in which we publish for you the incomplete and/or highly personal thoughts we’ve written on paper with actual pens. Today Heather is sharing some blurbs from her diary from 2009-2011.
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I feel like Sam Weir all the time. "I don't need another friend. I already have two." "Just because a girl is pretty doesn't mean that she's cool." "Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman."
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I bought ten pounds of chicken at Costco, and left all ten pounds in my car overnight. I guess I'll order pizza.
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Well, they put onions on the pizza. I guess I'll STARVE.
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He says these things like conclusions that have required a lifetime of research and critical thinking, ...
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