25 Pictures of Lesbian Kink According To Stock Photography

Stock photo sites are very slowly getting better, and Shutterstock is mostly excellent, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t still ridiculous. (My favorites are the captions, where a photo of two women spooning naked in bed tends to be called something like “best friends relaxing together.”)

Lesbian stock photography is often silly or awkward, especially when it comes to sex. And even though many kink-themed photos seem to be trying many more are misguided at best. Enjoy this journey through stock photography, then take a crack at captioning your own at the end!

All the photos below are via shutterstock.com.

25 Pictures Of Lesbian Kink According To Stock Photography

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yes i am so enthusiastic look at my enthusiasm — There. I killed the spider. Can we go out for brunch now?

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definitely the best place to store my crop is in my mouth — Invisalign, baby

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i don't think this is the right kind of rope — i don’t think this is the right kind of rope

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i don't know where you're going with this — i don’t know where you’re going with this

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if i don't hold my hands up like this these cuffs fall off — if i don’t hold my hands up like this these cuffs fall off

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all your "vague doppelganger of Lucy Lawless" fantasies are about to be read — All your “vague doppelganger of Lucy Lawless” fantasies are about to be real

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i don't think you were supposed to cuff yourself to me — i don’t think you were supposed to cuff yourself to me, I don’t think this is how this works

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don't worry guys i figured it out — Don’t worry guys i figured it out!

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you want me to hold the blindfold over my own eyes? — I’m ready for my surprise! I hope it’s confetti cake.

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yeah you totally do have a weird thing on your tongue — SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS!

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no one holding a whip would ever be pissed at me for just grabbing it right

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i can't believe we just match isn't that great it's so great — i can’t believe we just match isn’t that great it’s so great

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pull hair from the roots, not from the ends — Pull hair from the roots, not from the ends

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i guess we can't use this crop we might wreck the balloons — Do you like these? We blew them ourselves.

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i really don't know where you're going with this — just keep smiling i have no idea

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are we doing bondage right — Hey are those your car keys in the punch bowl?

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boobs are the new vases — Boobs Are The New Vases

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i wish i had my nipple clamps — Soooo are we gonna do this or is it just gonna be a photo sesh?

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what if instead of hitting you properly we just pose for a while — What if instead of hitting you properly i just hang out here for a while?

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Your turn! How would you caption this one?

Ryan Yates

Ryan Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, The Daily Beast, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.