us logging on now:
oh so it’s all nazi stuff
coolcoolcoolcoolcool
remember spicey
when everyone venmo’d him
somehow miss that time
you hit unsubscribe
and what looms is an email
primed to slap your face
a search so awful
you just bury your laptop
instead of clearing
re: that last haiku
i’ve owned 3000 laptops
the earth’s soil is charged
somewhere as we speak
a mom is sending eight snaps
of her confused face
create a hotspot
but for human connection
turn off your cell phone
oh hell yeah i LARP
l-ove a-mazon’s r-ental p-rice
did i do that right
so i did a thing
i’ll probably delete this
real time language shift
the most savage take
is a webster’s twitter take
hit ’em with words y’all
a perfect image:
tilda swinton reading tweets
curious, she thinks
when we all looked up
after years of looking down
our eclipse reprieve
those road signs that go
“look! drive like your kids live here”
but for sarahah
enjoying a vid
and still i can’t toggle out
youtube retire bitch
do me a favor
bury me in the hashtag
LGBTbabes
mallory is back
and all is right with the world
except everything
if jesus were real
what medium would he use
thinking periscope
retweeting a crush
a #riskybitch move
credit @yvonnemarquez
20 years later
doing the same thing over
are you still watching
a podcast concept:
worst email you’ve ever sent
called see attachment
