Mike Flanagan’s latest and final Netflix horror series The Fall of the House of Usher dropped just before the weekend, and we’re recapping an episode a day because there are just. so. many. queer. characters!!!!! But really, the full Flanaverse is full of queer characters in general. So many, in fact, that I tried to limit myself to main characters for this quiz because it was starting to get unruly! Characters from Usher, The Haunting of Hill House, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Midnight Mass, and The Midnight Club are all possible results! Just answer a series of questions (I went with 13 questions, as it is indeed the spookiest number — did you watch Friday the 13th on Friday btw?)
And if you’re a fan of the Flanaverse, definitely tune into those The Fall of the House of Usher recaps! I’m breaking down all the Edgar Allan Poe references I can find, and I’d love to nerd out in the comments with fellow horror gays about this series about soooooo many bad gays!!!!!
I got Theo! I relate to her a lot but ultimately am more of a Dani.
On another note, would anyone be able to rank these shows from most to least scary for me?
I know this’ll be somewhat subjective, but it still might be helpful. I loved Hill House but was only able to watch half of it because I was haunted by it for months and months afterwards. Bly Manor felt less scary to watch but still stopped me sleeping. After that I stopped with horror series but Flanagan’s Netflix shows look so good and I’d love to be able to watch at least one more!
I could probably help answer this a bit if you can give a little more info as to what you typically find scary? I’d say Usher is def the most gory/violent. Hill House has a lot of jumpscares and more of a haunting vibe.
Thanks Kayla – it’s difficult to say, especially as it was so long ago that I watched Hill House and I’ve largely avoided any sort of horror over the past few years. The one moment in Bly Manor that continues to still haunt me at times to this day is (I’ll try to explain this briefly so as not to spoil anyone) when we see what’s happened to Hannah and that she keeps seeing the crack in the wall. In Hill House I felt especially affected by the way Nell was forced into doing what she ultimately does. I suppose, thinking about it now, both of these instances are about a character being entirely trapped within certain horrifying circumstances in a way that seems to strip them of bodily autonomy. (Although I guess that can be said for much of horror!) Wrt Hannah also just that creeping unease of being in denial but knowing on some level that something is horribly wrong.
The ghosts creeping around the house in both HH and BM were terrifying to me, too.
I don’t really enjoy violence/gore/jump scares, but I think they tend to be less likely to continue to haunt me post watching. It’s definitely the psychological/relational drama, along with atmosphere, that I’ve really enjoyed in Flanagan’s shows – on a personal level I wish we could have that with much less horror!
I don’t know if any of that’s helpful! I’m sure it’s probably pretty difficult to ascertain what’s going to be scary to any given person. Thank you for asking :)
I have no context here because I haven’t watched any of the shows, but I got Sarah and I am in fact a queer person in STEM (teaching math), so that tracks. 🤷☺️
omg love how accurate it was lol
I’m Camille which is faintly concerning! Right now I’m a librarian which I feel is as far as emotionally possible from PR, but always useful to know I can turn evil as needed
hahahaha getting any of the Ushers is concerning :P but you can just think of it as your alter ego
Sarah? Yeah, that description sounds accurate.
I would like to say that “What kind of horror do you like to watch?” was missing the answer I would have found most appropriate: “Yes.”
Multiple times I pointedly picked things NOT to get Prospero and still got Prospero. lmao
I GOT CAMILLE I am honestly thrilled
Dani. Yes. This feels right. Also, Wynonna Earp is considered horror?
As a non-horror queer, same to both!