Where the F*ck Should I Go To Eat? and Other Combinations of Food and Cursing

Do you like food? Do you like cursing? So do I! And so does this web designer, and he’s telling you where to fucking eat your fucking dinner, in the proud tradition of the internet helping you to make food decisions with bad language. Fuck.

fucking nicolas restaurant — via Where The Fuck Should I Go To Eat?

Head to Where the Fuck Should I Go To Eat? and type your address in. And then you’ll fucking get a fucking suggestion for where to eat. There’s also an equivalent for getting fucking drunk. It’s worth noting that this web application is so good, it got in my fucking head and recommended my favorite diner the first time I ever touched it.

fucking cornish hens — via What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner?

And if you’re fucking poor like me and you need to cook your fucking dinner, you can ask the interwebs What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner, as we discovered a few years ago. And guess what, if you don’t fucking eat meat (like me!), you can still totally use this! And you can get recommendations for fucking delicious goat cheese tartlets which I am going to make as soon as I obtain a fucking tart pan. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be an option for vegans. But I know you all can work your vegan magic and fucking make it vegan. FUCK YEAH NUTRITIONAL YEAST!

WTF is also available on the iTunes app store, and you can follow them on Twitter.

Enjoy the fucking food. You’re welcome.

A.E. Osworth

A.E. Osworth is part-time Faculty at The New School, where they teach undergraduates the art of digital storytelling. Their novel, We Are Watching Eliza Bright, about a game developer dealing with harassment (and narrated collectively by a fictional subreddit), is forthcoming from Grand Central Publishing (April 2021) and is available for pre-order now. They have an eight-year freelancing career and you can find their work on Autostraddle (where they used to be the Geekery Editor), Guernica, Quartz, Electric Lit, Paper Darts, Mashable, and drDoctor, among others.