Ah yes, it’s time for another quiz where I roast you! Perhaps you are currently unemployed or considering a major career pivot or saying to your friends every week that you want to quit your job. Consider this: a fake lesbian job! These jobs are technically unpaid, but they will give your life purpose or at least give you something to incessantly talk about.

What’s Your Fake Lesbian Job?

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