We’ve all been acknowledging it for years now: Dairy milk is for strapping heterosexuals and non-dairy milks are for dykes. It’s a running community joke now. I’ve been vegan for 10 years but started drinking alternative milks before that and I remember the days when the best milk you could get was Silk Vanilla Soy Milk. It tasted like cake to me then and was the perfect treat.
Now the world has opened and we’ve realized that we can milk just about any grain, nut, or seed. Quite frankly we’ve gone a little mad, but that’s okay! To be gay is to live a life of excess and extravagance. What’s more extravagant than milk made from almonds?
Of all the dairy alternatives, you probably have your favorite. But which one are you on a spiritual level? Which one are you in your soul? I’m here to tell you.
