Sweater weather is in full swing, so there’s no better time to find out what lesbian sweater you are! What’s a lesbian sweater? So glad you asked, but also, you have to take the quiz to find out!
Quiz: What Lesbian Sweater Are You?
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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Well, something went awry. I got “Your Ex’s Sweater That You’re Never Giving Back.” I have no exes as I’ve never been in a relationship (too busy trying to get myself together).
FWIW I got the same answer and also don’t have any exes, but I am a firm believer in the idea that the comfiest sweaters are ones that are borrowed/stolen from someone else, so that’s how I’m interpreting it. 🤷
I got Elbow-Patched Masc Sweater.
I feel like this captures my personality pretty well, because I’ve applied actual elbow patches to actual holes in beloved sweaters.
But the queer sweater that I usually wear is a cardigan. Christina’s style thief on how to dress like Cate Blanchett in Tar inspired me to upgrade to cashmere a couple years ago.
My ex’s sweater! Which I in fact have, and it was a hand me down from her grandpa which is not the only item from an ex’s grandpa I happen to have. 😠Very butch4femme of me lol.
i got Elbow-Patched Masc Sweater and i like that sweater and would like to wear it
Chic mommi cashmere sweater! A great way to aspirationally ring in 2025.
OK, so I re-took the quiz and got Floaty Cardigan.
“Sometimes also called a duster, the long, flowy cardigan signifies someone who enjoys the subtle luxuries of life, like a small treat before dinner or a scented candle in the bathroom or a perfect pair of tiny espresso mugs. You are a free spirit not to be pinned down.”
TBH, I was hoping for the cashmere sweater but I’ll take floaty cardigan!
I write this while wearing the sweatshirt my 1995 ex didn’t want. There’s a spy in my house.
I got black turtleneck and thank you very much for this affirmation that I am intimimadingly cool and hot. Very much the energy I try to go for, although it seems I may be too intimidating for people to approach me sometimes!