Feeling like you’re ready to be a menace this Pride month but not sure how? Want to blow up your life or just sow some lite chaos in order to feel alive? Listen, we’ve got you. There are so many wild choices you can make during Pride month, so it’s okay if you don’t know where to begin! Take this messy af quiz, and we’ll tell you how to get messy. It’s OUR month, so let’s make the most of it (by acting on our worst impulses!).
What Bad Decision Should You Make This Pride?
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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Comments
Spend way too much money on outfits! Well, if you insist….
i know i wrote the quiz but this is also the ACCURATE result i got
Have an Impulsive Threesome With Your Partner and the Most Chaotic Person You’ve Ever Met!
Ah hahahaha. Well, if you insist…
lmaooooooooo this is one of the most chaotic results the quiz has
I got Quit Your Job.
love this for you
Me,too. I’m retired,LOL!
“Spread a fake rumor about your nemesis.”
OK. Who from Autostraddle has been watching me through the Ring doorbell?
🔭
lol you started a fight in this here u-haul-home!!
i did this quiz w my partner, asking them the questions and sharing the possible responses aloud (how we do most of the as quizzes together) and their result was
!!!!! HOOK UP WITH AN EX!!!!! ?????
they “tehehehe”d and literally twirled out of the room #adorable #grrrr
my result was to continue being the enigmatic scorpio (rising) queen that i am -__- aka “become pregame royalty”
they also said “why isn’t ‘pussy’ one of the options?!” re: “what little treat do you wish you had right now”… lol
they’re so right for this
lmaoooo
I knew mine was gonna be ‘hook up with an ex’ but I didn’t want to admit it. Glad they’re all out of reach.
lololol
I got Challenge Your Friend Who You Kind of Have a Crush On To a Competition To See Who Can Make Out With the Most Strangers. This would have been fun in a pre-Covid world, but alas…
I can’t believe you made us choose between whether corporitization or cops at pride was the worst part of pride!
I got hook-up with an ex, but unfortunately my daring life has been so barren I don’t have any options. Guess I’ll have to find someone else to hook up with.
Did this quiz on Saturday, got ‘hook up with your ex’, then went to leather night in the evening and immediately co-topped with a hot ex lol. Autostraddle absolutely coming for me
Hook up with my ex🤦🏾♀️
Does sound on brand for me tho