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Unicorn Plan-It Episode #3: A Single Ceremony

Riese
Sep 1, 2011
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It’s time for another episode of your favorite thing in the entire world, Unicorn Plan-It, Autostraddle.com’s first-ever original narrative webseries! The premiere has already racked up 13,058 views on YouTube which means we’re ten steps away from taking over the world!

Just to refresh:

UNICORN PLAN-IT is a tight little comedy best described as Modern Family meets Kell on Earthmeets “a bunch of hot lesbians in West Hollywood.” Has anyone made a show about that last one?

Three co-workers, one crazy boss and one enlightened fairy-tale-haired spiritual healer face the slings and arrows of everyday life as event planners and ladykillers and homosexuals.

“We refer to everyone as Unicorns, because gay people love them, because they are magical and lovely, and also, they are really just lesbian horses. Obvs. Holler. UNICORN PLAN-IT…Get horny.”

This show is written, directed, produced and edited by Real Lesbian Females who want to make you laugh, make you proud of who you are and generally make your life better in every way. Who are these real lesbian females? Haviland Stillwell (TV/Broadway actressrecording artistvlogstar, voice of Yasmin in THE BRATZ!), Sarah Croce (Actress, Miss AprilGirl TalkFake-Whitney) and Ashley Reed (writer, upcoming film HART’S LOCATION, once recorded a song for you). This episode also features comedian Sherri D. Sutton and actors Catherine Wadkins and Amir Levi.

If you live under a rock or were playing in the mud at some music festival/pride celebration/backyard barbecue last month, go catch up with the first two episodes, then pop some popcorn and sit down at your computer and prepare yourself for nearly ten minutes of non-stop satisfaction.

This week’s episode features guest stars the lovely writer/actress/lez-about-town Rachel Paulson (fun fact: her sister Sarah Paulson is an incredibly talented very good-looking lesbian) and Malcolm Devine!

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UNICORN PLAN-IT

Edited by Sarah Croce & Lauren Aadland

47 Comments

  1. Linz
    September 1, 2011 at 7:43 am

    I’d definitely consent to a co-single ceremony with Sarah Croce. I’d even let her plan it. Maybe it’s time to take Unicorn Plan-It out of the realm of fiction and write up a business plan.

  2. September 1, 2011 at 8:05 am

    There is no one on this show that I would not make out with.

    1. September 1, 2011 at 9:26 am

      there is one person on this show that I have made out with

      1. September 1, 2011 at 9:44 am

        Does Malcolm Devine’s beard tickle?

      2. September 1, 2011 at 10:23 am

        My bet is on it being Haviland… I mean, how could you know someone that gorgeous for so long and not sneak in a cheeky snog?

  3. Lydia
    September 1, 2011 at 8:17 am

    I was having a shit day.

    Then this happened. :-)

  4. September 1, 2011 at 9:29 am

    the lower thirds on this are the best.

    keesha: “not wearing contacts”

  5. September 1, 2011 at 9:36 am

    wisdom teeth extraction be damned, i love days when unicorn plan-it comes out :D

    1. September 1, 2011 at 8:23 pm

      I’ll share sympathy pains with you, I got my wisdom teeth extracted this morning.

  6. September 1, 2011 at 9:46 am

    My really shitty day just got 525600x better.

  7. September 1, 2011 at 10:10 am

    I think I’m too sober for this. I will return after greeting this bottle of wine, and I will have an opinion then.

    1. September 2, 2011 at 1:12 am

      Eugh. Now I’m just hungover and incapable of forming an opinion. Will try again tomorrow.

  8. September 1, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Thank you for watching, lovelies! Spread the word…the unicorns are in town.

  9. September 1, 2011 at 10:17 am

    oh my god this is pure bliss

  10. September 1, 2011 at 11:16 am

    ASHLEY REED WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY

    1. September 1, 2011 at 8:26 pm

      +100

  11. September 1, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Yes I will taste your vegan muff… ins any time you like.

  12. September 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    ahaha love it, this keeps getting better!

  13. September 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    So fantastic. Keesha is definitely my favorite. Her at the bar = me, all the time. Forever alone! *tear*

  14. September 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    it makes me so sad that i cannot be a part of this.

  15. September 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    best webseries I’ve ever seen.
    Now I want a Single Ceremony.

  16. September 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    MOBILE OHM

    1. September 1, 2011 at 6:54 pm

      i will never stop laughing at that

  17. September 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Oh wow… I have to start doing yoga.

  18. September 1, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Best.Webseries.EVER! Love love LOVE this! Simply genius! You guys ROCK!

  19. September 1, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    I want that Autostraddle poster.

    Unicorn Plan-It: my favorite time of the month!

  20. No AS account!
    September 1, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    “transition to the most manly men.. the Black man!”

    Did anyone else find this line horribly offensive?

    1. September 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm

      …Nope.

    2. September 1, 2011 at 5:07 pm

      Not really.

    3. September 1, 2011 at 8:27 pm

      it’s a joke that makes fun of a stereotype

    4. September 1, 2011 at 10:56 pm

      She was being awkward and inappropriate. That’s the joke.

    5. September 2, 2011 at 9:27 pm

      I’m pretty sure it was supposed to be.

  21. emma
    September 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Good acting, because I’m willing to bet that bar situation has never happened to Sarah Croce in real life!

    Loved Haviland’s ‘If you want to call a three year situation a phase to make yourself feel more significant, that’s totally fine. Love n light’ amazing comic timing.

  22. September 1, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    genius genius genius

  23. September 1, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    I really like Ashley Reed : )

  24. September 1, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    “Go fuck yourself.” “I don’t have to”
    This is funnier than everything on television.

    1. Roxy2
      September 1, 2011 at 10:26 pm

      “i get off in an hour”
      “that means i get off in two”

      loved it.

    2. September 14, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      I lol’d so hard

  25. September 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Yessss amazing.

    Still not over the scissor bump.

  26. September 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    lololol Vagitarian…never gets old.

    Okay, this one has won me over – the production seems to be getting better and better, and it’s getting funnier. And the lower thirds are still my favourite thing.

  27. September 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    I was going to quote my favorite line, but then I would have had to quote pretty much the whole episode. And the scissors-bump thing is my favorite thing ever!

  28. September 2, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    Thanks so much for watching! Poor J is a mess, but she loves those vegan muffins and Harmony!

  29. September 3, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    ashley reed.

  30. autolurker
    September 4, 2011 at 8:29 am

    This episode just me okay with the fact that I am hungover in bed with a laptop. I want to be bros with Sarah and Ashley (okay, maybe a little more than bros)

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  32. September 13, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    AwwwwkwARD…..

  33. September 18, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    oh my god Haviland. please marry me.

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