Someone should tell Romney that shouting at the TV during Dancing With the Stars is not the same thing as “talking to small businesses.” — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Duh, Carly. Businesses are people. The TV isn’t a person, silly! It’s a little box that can be HACKED like the COMPUTER.
romney sat at a table with people out of work, but never had to carry that table to its resting place 20 blocks from the goodwill — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Like Ryan posed for a picture washing dishes at a homeless shelter but has never actually spoken to a homeless person.
I had a full time research job in 2009 as the direct result of a nat’l science stimulus effort. WEIRD b/c the gov’t doesn’t create jobs! — taylor hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) October 17, 2012
LOGIC! Ah, stop using it! Mittens, he’s melting! He’s like a vampire, and logic is the sun…meltingggg.
Romney just ambled toward the crowd so ominously. Terminator moment — taylor hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) October 17, 2012
The fact that this is one of the less scary things Romney has done recently is cause for major concern.
romney i hope you one day spend thirty days on ramen. tell me HOW THAT FEELS. god. fuck you so hard. #debate #stilldumbasshit — carmen (@c_rios) October 17, 2012
 Shit just got real, brought to you by C. Effing Rios.
Obama should be able to one-shot the national security issue based on that whole taking out Bin Laden thing — taylor hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) October 17, 2012
Real or not real? – Peeta (Real, whispers Katniss. Real.)
solid saving the 47 percent for the final arguments — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
#WINNER.
someone needs to make a joke about binders YOU KNOW THE BINDERS I’M TALKING ABOUT and send it tobindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Seriously the only joke every queer made today but it’s never not funny, y’know?
i mean “a binder full of womAN” could be a way to describe a really cute boi — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
That’s true, that’s real. Forget the binders, bring on the BOIS!
Bindr: a new iphone app that lets you find women near you, for whatever purpose.
— carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Copyright this immediately.
i feel like i could get mad hits tonight by tweeting something radically illogical and totally incendiary about the debate, expounding on it
— riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
And that’s a wrap folks. Are we gonna get mad hits? Have we been less radically illogical than Mittens was last night? Who’s to say. Hopefully you had fun. We had fun. We have carpal tunnel syndrome now but it was worth it. This is the price we pay for freedom, ya know?
The Second Presidential Candidate Debates 2012: Don’t cry because it’s over…smile because it happened.
See ya next time, kids.
