i know what a working economy looks like! whenever I play monopoly I’m always the hat! — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Pass Go, collect $200.
these undecided voters need a really angry socialist lesbian friend to intimidate them into voting for obama — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
 No fail campaign strategy.
“Arabs or Venezuelans” NICE ROMNEY, NICE, at least you pronounce it better than george w — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Still does not mean you should go there…
Oh my god he just said “The Arabs.” Can I just go to bed now? I can’t. #Romney — Vanessa (@vanessapamela) October 17, 2012
#TheArabs
THE CAPITALIST WITH THE ARAB STRAP — taylor hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) October 17, 2012
#BelleAndSebastianJokes
brb, assembling my lesbian socialist army, i will be the captain in my boots with my books and hoodie — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Riese’s actual twitter bio.
I’ve got a busy week ahead of me, starting my new small business Lady Binders (Binders For and Of Ladies) — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
#BusinessOpportunities
really nothing tops off 9 hours of accounting (QUICKBOOKS!) for my lady-owned small business like this debate really
— riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
RT
Obama linking social policies to the economy — shocking! (Ok ok I will stop being cynical, I’m actually rly impressed that he did that.)
— Vanessa (@vanessapamela) October 17, 2012
I mean Marx did say…
i do for real feel that things are way better now than they were in 2009…. am i allowed to say that
— riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Yes, yes you are.
Lorraine??? G’lorraine? Lorrain-a? HOW DO YOU FUCKING SAY IT?
— Kate Bennert (@katebennert) October 17, 2012
OH GOOD LET’S LET ROMNEY TALK ABOUT IMMIGRATION WHEN HE CAN’T EVEN PRONOUNCE “LORRAINE”
— carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
#merica.
have I mentioned how much I hate the phrase “The US of A” ? looking at you, Mitt.
— carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Names are hard.
“We welcome immigrants. If you’re white.” – Romney #thisiswhatiamhearing — Sarah Fonseca (@FonsecadelSur) October 17, 2012
Once again. #merica.
Lorraine, did you not see my brownface performance? I can’t believe I even have to answer this. — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
 Does anyone feel like Carly is a more honest version of Mittens than Mittens himself is?
But…did Obama just say “gangbangers”? — Vanessa (@vanessapamela) October 17, 2012
I don’t remember the context but for real this was like when your favorite uncle says something weird and you feel sad about it.
if you’re from a foreign country and wanna become a permanent resident, you can join the army and go get shot in another foreign country — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Just FYI.
debates are kinda pointless when instead of debating the issues, a candtidate retcons his platform and they both fight over who’s lying more — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
The point of debates actually is so that the internet can make memes.
I think that nitpicking and having the last word is a WAY better use of our time than actually debating the issues. — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Romney’s sons are liars so he has a lot of experience dealing with nitpicking and having the last word, ya know?
how can he say obamacare hasn’t worked when it hasn’t been implemented yet — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Because he’s actually a wizard.
This is almost as good as a Pawnee town hall #KNOPE2012 — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Needs more waffles.
“it’s not as big as yours” – Obama, re: pensions (PENSIONS, NOT ANYTHING ELSE) — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
Head outta the gutter, everyone.
ugh i wish somebody would just come down hard on gun control — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
PLZ.
let’s have 2-parent families and make abortion illegal! YAYAYYYAYAYAYYYY — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
This is Romney “coming down hard” on gun control.
Romney actually turned a question about gun control into a soliloquy re: why we should all get married & have babies? But not the gays, duh. — Vanessa (@vanessapamela) October 17, 2012
Forget the presidency, the man should win an Academy Award.
HI WOMEN! If you are not married, plz marry a man rn so that anything that comes out of your vagina will not shoot ppl. Thx in advance — Kate Bennert (@katebennert) October 17, 2012
HI WOMEN, IT’S MITTENS! *crickets*
@autowin it hurts my feelings every time he calls Massachusetts “my state” seriously being so closely associated to him is hard on my soul — Vanessa (@vanessapamela) October 17, 2012
#Mittsachusetts
seriously goldberg, that’s the only question anybody ever asks, why couldn’t you ask about same-sex marraige — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
We are unicorns we do not exist.
i want someone to mention LGBT issues so romney can pretend to like us #RETCON — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
UNICORNS I TELL YOU! NO ONE SPEAK OF THE UNICORNS!
This is how we’re going to create jobs in this country, by destroying all other countries so we’re literally the only ones left. — carly usdin (@carlytron) October 17, 2012
 And then we will have Panem, and the odds will be (n)ever in your favor.Â
i feel like romney’s china shit is race-baiting, subconsciously — riese (@autowin) October 17, 2012
Honestly is it even subconscious? Just assuming he thinks this is an okay way to live/think/exist…
THERE ARE EVEN FAKE GUCCI BAGS IN CHINA — taylor hatmaker (@tayhatmaker) October 17, 2012
NOMINATING THIS FOR FUNNIEST TWEET OF THE EVENING, YES EVEN MORE THAN THE #BINDER JOKES.
