The Lezlympics: For the Discerning Lesbian Oil Wrestler

Molly —
Jun 23, 2015
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What started as an event founder Morgan Faye created in 2012 to watch lesbians do push ups for her birthday has taken on a life of its own. Now called the lezathlon, there are six events for participating teams to get down and dirty: the obstacle course, wheelbarrow racing, trivia, oil wrestling, balloon popping, and tug of war. Also, it benefits AIDS/LifeCycle so it’s all-around good.

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Let me start off by saying that it was hot.

The squad, melting.
The squad, melting.

The energy in the air was super reminiscent of a sporty lesbian summer camp. Or how I assume a sporty lesbian summer camp would be.

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Pusse Possy
Pusse Possy
Lick It or Ticket and a ref
Lick It or Ticket and a ref
Gay for Hillary team members
Gay for Hillary team members
Trivia
Trivia

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Me taking a break because I don’t do well in heat or sun or light or daytime.
Me taking a break because I don’t do well in heat or sun or light or daytime.

Oil wrestling was by far the most intense event. It got serious. Like, an ambulance was called.

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Lickalotapuss team members
Lickalotapuss team members
The trivia scoreboard made for a fun list of team names
The trivia scoreboard made for a fun list of team names
Goodboy and BounceHouse repping Milk Milk Lemonade on the tables
Goodboy and BounceHouse repping Milk Milk Lemonade on the tables

And then the nipples were freed.

Goodboy and BounceHouse repping Milk Milk Lemonade on the tables

This particular freeing of the nipple happened not because shirts suck and boobs are great but because of a more personal protest. Last Sunday (pride Sunday in LA), a member of this crowd was arrested for swimming topless in her apartment pool. She was not doing anything reckless, loud, crazy, belligerent, just swimming, with bottoms on. Without warning or a simple request to cover her chest her landlord called the cops and she was cuffed and taken into custody for 6 hours.

This happened in West Hollywood, during pride.

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But anyways. Back to the Lezlympics.

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Members of Lick It or Ticket
Members of Lick It or Ticket
Members of Clam Jam
Members of Clam Jam
Members of United Gaytions
Members of United Gaytions
Guys, I made a friend.
Guys, I made a friend.
Pusse Possy tugging
Pusse Possy tugging
Pusse Possy’s anchor had the right idea.
Pusse Possy’s anchor had the right idea.
There’s a pun in here somewhere about Lesbians and U-Hauls.
There’s a pun in here somewhere about Lesbians and U-Hauls.
Members of Butch Please
Members of Butch Please
The Lesbros taking 2nd Place
The Lesbros taking 2nd Place

And the champs were….

Lick It or Ticket
Lick It or Ticket

But don’t forget guys, we’re all winners.

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Molly Adams is an LA-based photographer. You can find documenting life from Afghanistan to Standing Rock to the LA queer nightlife. You can also find her on Instagram.

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