The Comment Awards Would Never Stand You Up

Greetings, earth dwellers!

Last week Stef experienced 90s nostalgia, Mey helped us express our collective dinosexuality and Gabby showed us how to duck out of a  bad date.

Even though we don’t know a single detail about it, Jodie Foster definitely married Alexandra Hedison. (Laneia suspects ferret ring bearers were involved.)

Despite our hesitancy to trust “queer” shows in the post-“Glee” era,  “Faking It” might actually be kinda good according to Riese. “Orange Is The New Black” released the first scene of season 2 and we can’t wait until the full season gets released on Netflix next month.

Did you know there are at least four cats that have better resumes than you? But don’t let high achieving felines get you down. Cats will never know the simple joys like sipping gin and tonic while reading a good book, will they?


On Five Ways To Escape Your Terrible Date:

The Cat Scratch Fever Can Strike At Any Moment Award to Lisa W and Kay:

Lisa W

Kay

On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is A Spooning Swtich:

The Foreplay, Eh? Award to chantalope:

chantalope

On 30 Sexy Dinosaur Facts for When You Can’t Think of What to Say in Bed:

The Tag Team Pundits Award to Aimee and Carolyne:

Aimee and Carolyne

The Be Still, My Heart Award to sb and artiofab:

sb

artiofab

The Best Job Ever? Award to Ariel:

ariel

On FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: Every Last Nook and Cranny:

The It’s Boobahz’s World Award to Rachel Leigh:

RachelLeigh

On MTV’s “Faking It” Is Pretty Good, For Real

The Preach Award to Coralee:

Coralee

On Saturday Morning Cartoons: “A Case of the Floppies:

The And For Everything Else, There’s Babeland Award to Vinzzz27:

Vinzzz27


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carrie

carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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9 Comments

  1. To be completely honest I was both very stoned and VERY pleased when I made that cat joke, it’s nice to have my feelings validated.

    • I would like to thank my body for being in sync with this awesome website. And also the Straddleverse for putting comics like that on the internet so we have stuff to relate to.

  2. Oh my goodness I can’t stop laughing at that cat with the bread neck-brace!

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