The Comment Awards Can't Sit Properly

Hi, kittens! Have I mentioned lately that I love you?

This week, KaeLyn navigated Baby T-Rex’s instincts to do some dancing on her own.

Happy Hannukkah! Ari made vegan sufganiyot that look AMAZING.

This is perfect, Heather is a gift to us all: 15 Sad Christmas Songs, Ranked on a Scale of 1 to 5 Crying Therese Belivets.

Courtney’s here to help you host a sex party!

This is entirely relevant to your interests. Merry Butchmas, pals!

Foolish Child is back, with some HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL views. Missed you, Dickens!

Everyone is gay.

And then then there were your comments!

On 15 Sad Christmas Songs, Ranked on a Scale of 1 to 5 Crying Therese Belivets:

The Flung Out of Space Award to Amanda ling:

JUST WHEN I WAS READY TO COMMENT ON HOW PERFECT CRYING THERESE BELIVETS ARE AS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT, THERE THEY WERE, THE FURIOUS THERESE BELIVETS

On Also.Also.Also: “Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Chairs” -Bisexuals:

The C Word Award to Iarran Mé:

The chairs thing! THE CHAIRS THING. All my life. Sideways. Half-slid-out. One leg tucked under. Cross-legged. Upside down on the couch. She said, writing on her laptop sitting crosslegged on a bed because she does not chair like a normal person.

On “The Favourite” Review: Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone Out-Gay Each Other in Twisted Majesty:

The Tinder Bio Award to Snaelle and Emerson:

Here for lesbian movies about duck racing, politics and other indoor sports. / Emerson: I want to use this as my bio on all my social media profiles and my tombstone tbh

On Find Your Fit: The Non-binary Queer Ready to Be a Femme Daddy:

The Cara Mia Award to ClariceStarling:

Damn…I never had a term for the style that I sometimes aspire to have, but Femme Daddy it is (Especially female Gomez Addams). And these styles…*cries in broke queer student*

On Merry Butchmas: Cozy Holiday Cocktails and the Hot Butch Looks to Sip Them In:

The Apple Butter Butch Award to Ása Guðmundsdóttir:

As a Taurus I feel so called out right now. Can’t believe I am currently wearing the last look. / Mika: Thank YOU for validating my Taurus call out I was waiting for it, patiently A Butchmas Miracle

And on Foolish Child #34: Foolish Child Returns!

The Gayest Agenda Award to Gem:

I’ve never actually met anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza. Perhaps they are myth perpetuated by capitalism, just like heterosexuality?

And the Sweetest Top Award to Deli Twotone and Snaelle:

Maybe Autostraddle could start a series like Poly Pocket to explore the world of pizza-toppings. The series would be called… ? / Snaelle: Pizzas: How do you like to top?