The Comment Awards Are Sex Benching

Darcy
May 31, 2019
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Sex Benching is the new Glove Lunching, didn’t you know?

Friends! Pals. Lights of my life! Next week is A-Camp, and I am freaking out! If you’re going to camp, and you’re freaking out, I’m here for you; also if you’re NOT going to camp, and freaking out about THAT, I am absolutely here for you! At this time, I’m going to go ahead and ask you to remind me that I cannot buy another jean jacket, I do not have the MONEY for a jean jacket, please and thank you! I can’t wait to see some of you on the mountain in the valley, and I can’t wait to return to all of the rest of you the following week!

Anyway! This week, Reneice made Pride cookies.

Molly reviewed Kristen Arnett’s Mostly Dead Things, the book I would absolutely be reading at camp if I ever had time to read at camp.

Taylor wrote about hunting as a black, queer woman of color.

Courtney wants you to go on a casual date!

It’s nearly June – want to host a Pride meet-up in your city for Autostraddle dot com?

Anon reviewed the Womanizer, which apparently remains – to this day! – the best sex toy with the worst name.

Valerie Anne (hilariously) reviewed The Perfection, the most bananas horror movie I have ever seen, that also happens to be queer!

THIS SERIES IS A LOT AND I LOVE IT: YES NO MAYBE: Intergalactic Aliens and Magical Dildos.

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And then there were your comments!


On Femme Brûlée: Rainbow Sugar Cookies:

The First Responder Award to Katie:

no cops at pride just a group of queers eating the thousands of these cookies that I brought from home

On “To L and Back” L Word Podcast Episode 108: L’Ennui:

The Neutral Milk Hotel Award to thatottergirl:

I have to admit that I am neutral (hot) milk (hotel?) having ordered a caramel or lavender steamer in my day, but also not a fan of the whole milk film thing on top. Also, I am so sorry, but The Gift of the Magi is the literary equivalent of ”This is why we can’t have nice things

On Chill or Be Chilled: 10 First Date Ideas for When You Want to Keep It Casual:

The Early Admission Award to Caitlin:

now accepting applications for a summer fling to work through this list with i’m v personable and have lots of cool facts about space

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On Janelle Monáe Is This Week’s Modern LGBTQ Trailerblazer #WCW:

The Extra Strength Award to Amanda ling:

For a second I thought sponsored meant Janelle Monáe had paid for this article herself and just about lost my shit at how perfectly extra that would have been!!

And on BREAKING: Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Bought a Sex Bench, Excuse Me, Coming Through!!

The Warm, Hard Facts Award to Julie, Kristana, and Deor:

the fact checker in me would also like to point out that all we see is the box, and it could be a box used to transport something entirely innocuous. But the lesbian in me is now picturing them using it and if you’ll excuse me for a minute…

And the Paparazzi Is Dead / Long Live the Paparazzi Award to Blackmar and Laura:

1. Fuck the paparazzi. 2. These are the greatest paparazzi photographs of all time.

And the Try It Award to Snaelle:

@floralprintdress if you need help moving that bench into your place for the review, dm me.

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