The Comment Awards Are Packing for Camp

Darcy —
May 12, 2017
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Hi friends! True story: As I was sitting down to write this, my dog kept growling at a rock in the backyard. Turns out it was not a rock, it was…a tortoise! Now Sir Hector is in an Amazon Prime box in my kitchen (which my dog is scared of), and I’m googling “what to feed a tortoise.” Leftover raw spinach and endives, anyone? (Now he’s scrabbling around in there and I’m worried he hates me. I might have rejection issues.)

This week in Be the Change, Kaelyn reminded us that love is amazing, but love alone is not enough.

Now that it’s almost summer vacation, Nora’s going to do all of our packing. Or at least tell us what to pack in.

Riese wrote a thing about food that gets me way more than any fancy recipe ever could.

Oh hey: want to write a Queer Girl City Guide?

In No Filter, Glennon Doyle Melton’s kid might have an okay soccer coach, or something.

Did you see this? Faith’s asking hilarious women stupid questions, and it is exactly as delightful as it sounds.

From Alexis: this is about hair, and life, the universe and everything, and you should read it.

And then there were your comments!


On 16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel:

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The Clipart.jpeg award to Sally:

Oh, for the days when women laughed, carefree, over salad. Were we ever so young and innocent?

On Sunday Funday Is Meeting Badass LGBTQ Elders For A Dinner Date:

The Cameo Award to Alaina:

omg it’s a picture of my pastor on autostraddle!! shout out to me for choosing churches that are doing the Right Thing

On Also.Also.Also: Good Things Constantly Being Unraveled by Stupid Straight White Men and Other Stories for Your Week:

The Vive La France Award to Ivett and Danielle:

Never has the world been so happy because a woman lost an election.

On Style Thief: Your Camp Counselor From 1999:

The Good Game Award to Sarah:

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I definitely needed this. I’m now thinking of my shiny-haired counselors of yesteryear, remember tipping my plastic bowler hat to a particularly lovely brunette beauty at the final camp performance and catching her eye. I was seven, so I’m sure she was IN TO IT.

On “Supergirl” Episode 220 Recap: Worst Mother’s Day Ever:

The Broken Promise Ring Award to SecretName:

Kara, it was only two episodes ago you said you would always protect Lena and now you’re leaving her alone unconscious in a room with your archenemy? I mean, I know she had a lot on her plate but it would take about a second for her to fly Lena to relative safety.

On 10 Stupid Questions With 10 Hilarious Queer Women, Part 1:

The Lonely Planet Award to Brianna:

i had to google both “brats

On Summer 2017 Gay TV Preview: Some Lesbian, Bisexual and Queer Characters For Ya:

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Habits Award to Jenna:BOLD STATEMENT: The Handmaid’s Tale is Alexis Bledel’s finest work as an actress, and I have a theory that she’s queer don’t @ me

The ‘Muff Said Award to Faith:I’ve been debating getting into American Gods, and now that I know it features Gillian Anderson and killer vaginas I’ve made my decision. Thank you.

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