Good morning, pirates! I’ve been watching Our Flag Means Death on HBO and now I want nothing more than a queer, swashbuckling pirate family and a life on the open sea. Be gay! Do crimes! Fall asleep under the stars with your shipmates as the Captain reads bedtime stories aloud! What a dream.
This week, the team ranked Disney movies by mommi issues. This is perfection.
What non-dairy milk are you? Dani Janae knows.
Killing Eve is over and Kayla — and you all — had some thoughts and feelings!
And because we need a little more warm and cozy in our lives, Heather wrote about The Owl House’s gentle queer love story.
KaeLyn helped out a reader who isn’t feeling certain anymore about non-monagamy.
Did you SEE the butch fashion from the WNBA draft? I have no words.
Yesterday was, apparently, Cake and Cunnilingus Day! Did you, uh, get something to eat?
And then there were your comments!
On JoJo Siwa Got an Alternative Lifestyle Haircut: Goodbye Pony, Watch Out World!
The Just Do It Award to Maddie:
And the No Nonsense Award to florrie:
On Disney/Pixar Movies, Ranked by Mommy Issues:
The More Like Thirst Trap Award to Alyssa:
On Quiz: What Non-Dairy Alternative Milk Are You?
The Soy Boi Award to
On “Moonshot” Review: I Wish I Had Just Rewatched Zenon:
The Burdens to Bear Award to EllyBelly:
On Also.Also.Also: 2022’s Best Butch Fashion Came From the WNBA Draft:
The Well-Rounded Award to uhitsveronica and msanon:
On No Filter: This Photo of Janelle Monáe Makes Me Feel [REDACTED]:
The Way You Make Me Feel Award to shamblebot:
And on It’s Cake and Cunnilingus Day — Let’s Celebrate Accordingly!
The What Dreams May Come Award to Nova Duarte Martinez:
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