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What Mistake That’s Def Your Fault Should You Blame on Mercury in Retrograde, Based on Your Sign

Mercury went retrograde starting April 1 and won’t be stationary until April 25. Combine this with the recent eclipse season for extra chaos, and extra retrograde and returning-to-unfinished-business energy.

Nico —

Apr 14, 2024

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A hand chopping down a tree with an ax, A black person voguing, and Two queer people dancing with balloons around them

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What Do the Signs REALLY Want for Valentine’s Day?

No matter what zodiac sign(s) are your sweetie(s)’s, it’s probably a good idea to butter them up with what they really, really want for Valentine’s Day.

Nico —

Feb 6, 2024

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a triptych showing images from 3 of the resolutions for the zodiac signs of scorpio, gemini and aries

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What Should Your Questionable New Year’s Resolution Be, According to Your Sign?

Let’s all agree to make THIS year call us “Daddy.”

Nico —

Dec 31, 2023

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What Dish Should You Bring to Friendsgiving/The Potluck Based on Your Sign?

It’s that time of year where queers of every Zodiac sign gather for anti-Thanksgiving, for Friendsgiving, for a fall or autumnal celebration or for a fundraising potluck.

Nico —

Nov 18, 2023

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scorpio's halloween horror movie zodiac sign mood board featuring screen grabs from hellraiser, the strangers and lamb and sagittarius' mood board with screen grabs from the evil dead, we're all going to the world's fair and ju-on

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What Three Horror Movies Capture Your Evil Essence, According to Your Sign

Take a look at both your sun and your rising sign, if you dare to peek behind the curtain and stare into the abyss that is your shadow side.

Nico —

Oct 27, 2023

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Two white queer humans with tattoos and short brunette hair, one in a pixie cut and one with bangs, caress and smile with each other in bed.

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The Cozy Under-The-Covers Sex You’re Having This Fall, According to Your Zodiac Sign

Wondering what kind of queer sex your sign’s going to be having this fall? I’m going to tell you, don’t worry.

Nico —

Sep 24, 2023

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two creepy twins with weird hair contort on the ground in this black and white photo

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Questionable Life Choices You Can Make During Tomorrow’s Blue Supermoon

Your untethered choices during the Blue Supermoon in Pisces, a questionable and surely irresponsible horoscope.

Nico —

Aug 29, 2023

Barbie

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A pink sky with sparkles and zodiac signs, floating in the sky are the following Barbie characters: Margot Robbie as Stereotypical Barbie, America Ferrera as Gloia, Issa Rae as President Barbie, Michael Cena as Allan, Hari Nef as Doctor Barbie, and Kate McKinnon as President Barbie

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Barbie-ology: Your “Barbie” Character, According to Your Zodiac Sign

You’re pretty and pink, you’re staring into the abyss, you’re cognitive dissonance, you’re Barbie!

Nico —

Aug 1, 2023

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four friends celebrating gay Pride and laughing, surrounded by shiny lips, a blue boombox, an X balloon, and a disco ball

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How Is Your Zodiac Sign Celebrating Pride This Year?

How’s your zodiac sign celebrating Pride this year? This gay horoscope writer has the answers for horny Capricorns and watery Pisces alike.

Nico —

Jun 9, 2023

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there is a creepy stone tunnel in the dark, barren woods. from it emerges a cut-out figure from a vintage valentine's day card. instead of a head there is a heart with a disturbingly realistic mouth as well as giant soul-piercing eyes. the rest of the figure is some kind of cutesy white girl in a blue dress holding a purse with a heart on it. the heart head also has a hat.

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Your Zodiac Sign as a Creepy Vintage Valentine’s Day Card

Always. Always. Always compliment a Libra’s outfit. You don’t want to find out what happens if you forget.

Nico —

Feb 9, 2023