Intern Bren’s Team Pick: Edina’s still a questionable mother, Patsy’s still on drugs, Granny’s still a klepto, but Saffy has a girlfriend! Well, maybe.
It’s the day after Christmas and last night your family said weird things to you and maybe even made you super sad / frustrated / confused. You deserve this.
“On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community’s successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage.”