serious business

Daily Fix

elliot page

celebrities (vapid fluff)

BREAKING: Ellen Page Affectionately Visits Whole Foods With Female Companion

There’s no time like the present to catch up on the recent events in this young actress’s life.

Riese —

May 12, 2014

cat column

cats

comedy

I’m Sorry But You Still Can’t Have These Marshmallows

It’s the sad, cold truth and it’s not fair. I’m so sorry.

Laneia —

Apr 30, 2014

Lists/Top 10s

serious business

food lists

Top Ten Best Potato-Dominant Food Situations

There is no better time to talk about potato products than right now.

Riese —

Mar 9, 2014

serious business

Top 5

money + work

Top Five Tasks I Wanted a Personal Assistant to Perform Circa 2011

According to this unpublished blog post I found in 2014. Still applicable though.

Rachel —

Mar 4, 2014

Daily Fix

serious business

friendship

How to Tell Who Your Real True Friends Are

“Go to your pantry and determine which shelf or space in the pantry is the dullest or darkest, ideally both. Remove everything from that space one item at a time.…

Laneia —

Feb 26, 2014

cara delevingne

Daily Fix

the scene

10 Reasons Why Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Are Already The Gayest Couple Ever

This entire thing was prophesied in “The Alice B Toklas Cookbook”

Riese —

Feb 23, 2014

cara delevingne

Daily Fix

celebrities (vapid fluff)

BREAKING: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Confirm Relationship, Are Probs Scissoring As We Speak

Meet our new favorite couple.

Riese —

Feb 18, 2014

brittani nichols

kristen stewart

movie features

VIDEO: And Now, A Dramatic Reading of Kristen Stewart’s Poetry

Perhaps you are like me, and spent most of yesterday sobbing gently at the beautiful truths expressed in Kristen Stewart’s recently published poem “My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole.”

Stef —

Feb 12, 2014

cats

gothip girl

pets & animals

XOXO Gothip Girl: Gay Cat Disowned, Currently On The Prowl

“Neighbours have been gathering at the woman’s house to witness this feline abomination for themselves, but at press time, nobody has stepped forwards to claim Bull.”

Stef —

Jan 30, 2014

Lists/Top 10s

ob tampons

health

Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do With a Diva Cup Than Put It Inside Me

Stop trying to make diva cups happen for me, it’s not gonna happen.

Riese —

Jan 23, 2014

Lists/Top 10s

periods

health

Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do With Tampons Than Put Them Inside Me

I dare you to walk into a Build-A-Bear with two large cartons of tampons.

A.E. Osworth —

Jan 23, 2014

serious business

movie reviews

Flowers In The Attic Movie Recap: What the F*ck

I need a sanitizing hand wipe for my soul, you guys.

Chelsea —

Jan 22, 2014