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Boob(s On Your) Tube: “Mad Men” Almost Goes There With Peggy Olson

Lucy Lawless gets gay on Salem, Maggie names Liza’s vagina on Younger, The Bold and the Beautiful keeps borking up its trans storyline.

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Apr 13, 2015

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Salem Season 1 Finale: That Escalated Quickly

Salem continues to align itself with Western superstition, ending Season One with episode #13. No, you won’t be able to escape this unlucky number, like those old 1970s elevators that…

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Jan 22, 2015

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Salem Episodes 11 and 12 Recap: Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Tituba’s stuck in a torture chamber and John has been arrested for witchcraft! Puritanical terror has descended upon Salem! So much cliffhanger.

Loraine —

Jan 15, 2015

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Salem Episodes 9 and 10 Recap: Free Tituba!

So I know we all watch this show because of Ashley Madekwe’s portrayal of Tituba. And the next two episodes feature this character quite a bit. But holy shit, be…

Loraine —

Jan 8, 2015

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Salem Episodes 7 and 8 Recap: F*ck Colonialism

Maybe girl-on-girl action is like the antenna that boosts magical Wi-Fi. (That was an alcohol-inspired thought.)

Loraine —

Dec 22, 2014

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Salem Episodes 5 and 6 Recap: Holy Homoerotic Femdom

Say some Hail Marys and make a sign of the cross, because these episodes are a hot, sexy mess. If you’ve been hanging in there and waiting for some extra-flamey…

Loraine —

Dec 11, 2014

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Salem Episodes 3 and 4 Recap: Dude, Where’s My Skin

“Creepy doll teleports itself onto her bed and slowly turns its head. Clearly, Anne is made of braver stuff than I, because this is the moment I would’ve set the…

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Dec 2, 2014

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Salem Episodes 1 and 2 Recap: Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Basic Witch

We’ll be covering Salem, a occult-themed historical drama full of canon queerness, witchy TV Tropes, magick panic, and horrible colonial patriarchy.

Loraine —

Nov 20, 2014