“If they get a good song, this could be great,” I said to my girlfriend right before those iconic first notes began. It’s Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”…
Plane makes a crack about Morphine’s stomach which is rich coming from someone so desperate for curves she’s confused her breastplate for a personality.
With talent and charm, Nymphia is the star of this episode. While others are stressing, she has time to flutter around the workroom being funny and chaotic.
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