riese and laneia have such brilliant ideas

90s nostalgia

Lists/Top 10s

movie lists

8 Winona Ryder Movies That Tug On Our Nostalgic Heartstrings

“Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still?”

Riese —

Apr 10, 2015

Daily Fix

riese and laneia have such brilliant ideas

comedy

Should I Put Eggnog In My Coffee?

This morning I thought about putting eggnog in my coffee but I wasn’t sure it was a good idea, so I asked Yvonne. Y’all, Yvonne’s never had eggnog, bless her…

Laneia —

Nov 24, 2014

90s nostalgia

children's books

book lists

14 Girls We Wanted To Be Back Then: Kickass Heroines From YA & Children’s Books Of Yesteryear

We spent the 80’s and early 90’s with our noses in books, dreaming of being Scout or Molly or Fern or Heidi or Ramona or Harriet or so many more!…

Riese —

Sep 24, 2012

greatest hits

Lists/Top 10s

food lists

Top 10 Ways To Eat Melted Cheese

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”

Riese —

Dec 19, 2011

90s nostalgia

Lists/Top 10s

queer fashion

Top Ten Stupidest T-Shirts We Wore in the Early ’90s

“I wore a lot of No Fear. No Fear for sure.”

the team —

Jul 7, 2011

10 Days of Top 10s

behind the scenes

straddleverse

10 Days of Top 10s: Winning the Internet + Putting out Flame Wars

In which we reflect on some of our best / favorite and worst / most rage-inducing moments of Autostraddle 2010!

Laneia —

Dec 31, 2010

"personality cult"

10 Days of Top 10s

community

10 Days of Top 10s: 10 Things That Took Forever & Things You A**holes Didn’t Appreciate

Remember that time that post took forever and then we made that other post that was really awesome and you were like whatever. Yeah well WHATEVER

Riese —

Dec 31, 2010

90s nostalgia

greatest hits

music

15 90s Bands We Stopped Listening To After the 90s (and 11 We Still Listen To)

Remember that time in your life when you listened to Oasis and ate at Sbarro? Look inside the eye of your mind, children, don’t you know you might find a…

Riese —

Nov 8, 2010

Daily Fix

listling without commentary

straddleverse

Listicle Without Commentary: Statements (NOT QUESTIONS) Left for Riese and Laneia on Formspring

“You never answer my Haviland questions.”

Laneia —

Oct 12, 2010

girl gallery

greatest hits

community

Look at That F*cking Stuff Lesbian Kittens Like

Look at that fucking lesbian kitten.

Laneia —

Oct 6, 2010

90s nostalgia

Lists/Top 10s

tv lists

Beverly Hills 90210 Day: Top 8 Characters We’d Like to Fingerbang

This once-in-a-lifetime holiday is a rare opportunity to think about which ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ characters we’d like to spend the night with. DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!

Riese —

Sep 2, 2010

greatest hits

how to be gay

relationships

12 Rules of Lesbian Fight Club: How to Properly Argue with Your Girlfriend

Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!

Riese —

Aug 29, 2010