rhymes with witches

Jennifer's Body

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Rhymes With Witches: Scream Queens

In honor of this holiest of scary holidays, I have compiled a few of my all-time favorite scary chick flicks: ranging from horror classics to ridiculous fun.

Nina —

Oct 24, 2014

Adventure Time

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Rhymes With Witches: Lumpy Space Princess

At the end of the day it’s all bout the lumps.

Nina —

Sep 12, 2014

degrassi

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Rhymes With Witches: Original Degrassi Mean Girl, Tabi

“Her uniform consists of a Degrassi varsity jacket, though I think she’s too cool to actually be a part of any organized sport, and, of course, an opened peanut butter…

Nina —

Aug 29, 2014

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Rhymes With Witches: Poor Little Rich Girl Mary Crawley

The bitchy nightmare heiress of Downtown Abbey wears pearls.

Nina —

Aug 15, 2014

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Rhymes With Witches: The Frenemies of “Bachelorette”

Seriously, I don’t even want to say how many times I’ve streamed Bachelorette on Netflix on any given week. This is the post-Mean Girls movie that I’ve been waiting for,…

Nina —

Aug 1, 2014

30 rock

emmy awards

theater

Rhymes With Witches: Broadway Badass Elaine Stritch

“What I’m trying to say is that, Elaine Stritch was a bitch and she didn’t give a f*ck what you thought about her…She was the director of her own life…

Nina —

Jul 18, 2014

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Rhymes With Witches: Bryan Fuller’s Slacker Goddesses, Jaye and George

Before I could watch Mindy Kaling wear pajamas while eating fast food all day or Ilana Glazer taking naps during her job in Broad City, I had Jaye Tyler and…

Nina —

Jul 4, 2014

drew barrymore

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Rhymes with Witches: Drew Barrymore in 90’s Cult Classic, “Poison Ivy”

“For all of her diabolical plans to take over Sylvie’s life, Ivy made any person she was with feel like they were the most important and interesting person in the…

Nina —

Jun 20, 2014

orphan black

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Rhymes with Witches: Orphan Black’s Clone Club

“This show is a testament to amazing writing, and the exceptional acting of Tatiana Maslany, who embodies each clone with such fervor it’s hard to reconcile that they are all…

Nina —

Jun 6, 2014

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Rhymes with Witches: Blair vs. Georgina, The Battle of the Bitchy Brunettes

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”

Nina —

May 23, 2014

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Rhymes With Witches: Partners in Crime, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn

When I think of these two, I envision them as the cutest queer couple that is into feminism and sharing an eco-friendly Subaru.

Nina —

May 9, 2014

grease

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Rhymes With Witches: The Teen Royalty of The Pink Ladies

You know a girl gang means business when there’s a uniform requirement.

Nina —

Apr 25, 2014