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And They Lived Heterosexually Ever After: Why I’m Not Recapping Once Upon A Time Anymore

“Fun as it was to mercilessly tear this show apart, the buck stops here.”

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Apr 17, 2014

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Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!

Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Kate —

Mar 13, 2014

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Once Upon A Time 311: Compulsive Heterosexuality and Queer Temporality

What do you do when your harddrive’s overcome with cheap Disney porn? You reboot that shit! And in the meantime, let’s throw every emotion possible at our characters and audience.…

Kate —

Dec 17, 2013

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Once Upon A Time 310: This Doesn’t Even Make Sense Anymore

There is a scene in this episode involving Snow and Charming taking on a Medusa that looks like she’s straight out of a Sega Genesis game, and it is ridiculous.…

Kate —

Dec 11, 2013

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Once Upon A Time Recap Episode 309: Gay-Ass Mommy Issues

At this point, we’ll be lucky if we make it out of the season without a reveal that Pongo is the father of Rapunzel who is married to Smee who…

Kate —

Dec 3, 2013

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Once Upon A Time Episode 308 Recap: Magical Daddy Issues

I hope you like dad jokes, because this recap is chock full of them.

Kate —

Nov 19, 2013

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Super Special Double Feature “Once Upon A Time” Episodes 306 and 307 Recap: Part of Your Healthy Uterine World

“But then again, my favorite princess was Belle, whose Stockholm Syndrome didn’t register as an issue to me, so long story short: Disney princesses fucked with all of our childhood…

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Nov 13, 2013

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Once Upon A Time 305 Recap: The One With Two Moms

“But then Mulan came charging out of the closet, and one million homos stood up and said I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT, MOTHERFUCKING HONOR TO US ALL.”

Kate —

Oct 29, 2013