John: Could you imagine you and Dylan just got done cunnaling-ing together, you’re in bed, the California sun is basking on you. And then you turn to Dylan and you’re…
Riese: So then we cut to Dylan’s condo or wherever. Carly: Wherever Dylan lives. Shannon: Her corporate housing. Riese: Yeah, her corporate — Dylan has her tea because she’s like,…
Thomas: I remember hearing that there was a trans character named Max, and that he gave birth and that possibly he was inspired by my actions. Riese: A hundred percent,…
Riese: I guess if you marry Jodie Foster, you don’t have to do anything anymore. Rhea: You don’t have to. Carly: Nooooooo Riese: I mean, you win! Rhea: Yeah! Riese:…
Carly: I feel like if I confusedly kissed Jennifer Beals, I would also have to move away. Christina: I would have to join WITSEC. I would be like, “Listen, get…
Talk about NOT ending with a bang. Really IFC, it’s one thing to weigh down your show’s sixth season with an endless parade of unnecessary melodramatic plot devices — a…
The L Word 608 Recap will drop soon. In the meantime in between time, catch our immediate reactions in our little 15-minute podcast starring Riese, Alex and Carlytron. We have…
When in doubt, dance. Dance, I say! Dance! Dance all over the stage, change your clothes, tear up the floor, waltz and tango and skip and mambo your smokin’ hot…
Episode 606 of The L Word, titled “Lactose Intolerant,” is the worst thing I’ve seen on television since Episode 604 of The L Word. Howevs; whereas 604 was calmly terrible…
Next time you move to LA to be with your swim coach boyfriend, uncover lifelong lesbian longings via a literary-minded French seductress, get caught by boyfriend, get married to boyfriend…
This L Word recap was originally published on Riese’s personal L Word recap blog in early 2009, before the Autostraddle YOU know and love got invented! It has been republished here…