internet haikus

internet haikus

social media

tv feature

Internet Haikus Written by a Person Who’s Maybe Been Watching a Little Too Much “Black Mirror”

This round we cover Benzos, google doodles, tide pods, venmo emojis, and more!

Erin —

Jan 29, 2018

internet haikus

comedy

Chrissy’s Bananas: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover internet relics, Facebook’s “maybe” option, the cry-laugh emoji, Banksy, and more!

Erin —

Oct 5, 2017

daniel mallory ortberg

internet haikus

comedy

Youtube Retire Bitch: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover sarahah, unsubscribing, the return of mallory, crush retweets, and more!

Erin —

Aug 22, 2017

internet haikus

comedy

Just Pivot To Video: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover tardigrades, flirting via Instagram stories, profile bios, the Miranda of websites, and more!

Erin —

Jul 27, 2017

donald trump

internet haikus

comedy

The Babadook or Cuca: More Internet Haikus

here’s a fun idea mass text your tinder matches boom, pop up gay bar

Erin —

Jun 20, 2017

internet haikus

writing

comedy

Let’s Kickstart LinkedIn: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover @horse_ebooks, Mike Pence’s horse tweet, beige cardigan, astrological autofills, and more!

Erin —

May 15, 2017

internet haikus

social media

pop culture fix

Wondering Who’s Up: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover reply alls, netscape, deactivating, coffee pics and more!

Erin —

Apr 19, 2017

internet haikus

comedy

Haters Are Fake News: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover notifications, pizza trackers, where in the world is Mallory Ortberg and more!

Erin —

Mar 22, 2017

donald trump

internet haikus

comedy

There Are Too Many Websites: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover net neutrality, Y2K, away messages, left swipes made too soon, and astropoets.

Erin —

Feb 23, 2017

donald trump

internet haikus

comedy

Let’s Bring Back Top Eight: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover twitter handles, the GOOP empire, craigslist aesthetic, hashtags, and MySpace (rip).

Erin —

Jan 12, 2017

internet haikus

Lists/Top 10s

comedy

The Sims For Twitter: More Internet Haikus

This round we cover unfriending, chatting with bots, wacky 404s, the #UNameItChallenge and more.

Erin —

Dec 8, 2016

angelina jolie

facebook

pop culture fix

Sometimes We Have Fun Online: More Internet Haikus

Grandparents getting catfished, subtweeting, Brangelina memes and more!

Erin —

Sep 29, 2016