how i met your mother

30 rock

battlestar galactica

tv feature

2009 Autostraddle Televisionary Awards: Lesbians’ Choice

Carlytron compiles an EPIC 2009 television wrap-up wherein she gives absurd awards to your favorite shows and characters.

carlytron —

Dec 31, 2009

30 rock

haviland stillwell

tv show recaps

The Week of Gays in Unexpected Places, Like Outer Space & Behind-the-Scenes

This week we got a lesbian love scene on Stargate Universe, out actress Haviland Stillwell guesting on Eastwick, a super-awkward episode of GLEE and hot girl Elizabeth Banks on “Modern…

Lola —

Nov 27, 2009

30 rock

dollhouse

tv show recaps

The Week Lesbian Pre-Sweeps Action Surprised Me … In a Good Way

This week everyone on tv was kissing someone of the same sex. That’s so… gay! It’s Televisionary time, featuring 30 Rock, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl,…

carlytron —

Oct 27, 2009

30 rock

grey's anatomy

tv show recaps

The Week Claire Got Lesbian Kissed, Izzie Got Fired and 30 Rock Got My Heart

There were lots of big events on tv this week: firings, weddings, photo montages, lesbian ratings stunts (Heroes!)… check out Carlytron’s thoughts on Heroes, Gossip Girl, 30 Rock, Grey’s Anatomy,…

carlytron —

Oct 20, 2009

dollhouse

Glee

tv show recaps

The Week Tampax Sponsored Our Gayest Moment & Hilary Duff Wore Many Hats

Sometimes I feel like Callie & Arizona will never make out again. Instead, we have Drew Barrymore’s soft butch, Modern Family’s truly modern family, Hillary Duff’s hotness (maybe), and adorable…

carlytron —

Oct 13, 2009

dollhouse

gossip girl

tv show recaps

The Week Even Vodka Couldn’t Numb My Feelings About Grey’s Anatomy

On this week’s Televisionary: Carlytron gives up on Heroes, questions Dollhouse & How I Met Your Mother, loves Gossip Girl, continues to go off on Grey’s Anatomy, and more! You…

carlytron —

Oct 7, 2009

Glee

glee season one

tv show recaps

Tuesday Televisionary: Our Number One Feeling is GLEE!

“This should be obvious, but GLEE IS THE BEST THING EVER. Srsly, you guys. It’s soooooo good. The only crappy thing is that we have to wait until the fall…

carlytron —

May 26, 2009

30 rock

gossip girl

tv show recaps

Tuesday Televisionary: Finales and Flashbacks and Fiascos — Oh My!

This week, Carlytron covers a bunch of season finales, including the best rundown ever of how Grey’s Anatomy has gone “L-Word level crazy,” and geeks out over the premiere of…

carlytron —

May 19, 2009

30 rock

better off ted

tv show recaps

Tuesday Televisionary: Lesbians Get Trendy, SNL Finds the Funny & Alpha creates his Omega

Grey’s Anatomy’s EPIC 100th episode featured a wedding (shockingly NOT Mer/Der, but Iz/Al!), the most tragic college graduation of all time, and LOTS OF LESBIAN SCENES. Thank you, Grey’s writers,…

carlytron —

May 12, 2009

30 rock

better off ted

tv show recaps

Tuesday Televisionary: Hottest Girl Hands Down Cobie Smulders

Carlytron, your Tuesday Televisionary, gives out her weekly TV Awards and rounds up the sitcoms so you don’t have to.

carlytron —

Apr 21, 2009

better off ted

dollhouse

tv show recaps

Weekly TV Time with Carlytron: All Kinds of Twisty Surprises

Wanda Sykes has a show you guys! Also crazy stuff happens on Gossip Girl and Heroes, and per ushe, we love Portia.

carlytron —

Apr 8, 2009

30 rock

battlestar galactica

tv show recaps

Weekly TV Time with Carlytron: Goodbye Battlestar & Betty, Helloooo Dollhouse & Dorota

BETTER! OFF! TED! Oh man, this show totally impressed me. Smart writing, hilarious premise, and Portia was amazing. Her character on this show is kind of a combination of her…

carlytron —

Mar 26, 2009