straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Ranking Fanfic Tropes I read the headline and whispered to myself: “there is only one bed!!!“ Darcy — Oct 1, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Have Moved on From Cold Sprouts “Anne Lister is haunting my house! I should probably start writing more of my journals in code.” Darcy — Sep 24, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are In The Arms of Gigi “Sure no one I’ve dated has committed mass murder, but… is it bad to say I wouldn’t be surprised if they had?” Darcy — Sep 17, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Gonna Climb Every Mountain “If you’re looking for me I’ll be snail mailing my glands, sweetbreads, and variety meats to Gigi.” Darcy — Sep 10, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Making Kristy Gay “Is being second-hand smitten a thing? Because my heart is so fluttery and so full!” Darcy — Sep 3, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Using Dental Dams “‘Michelle Branch + leather’ is somehow incredibly accurate for my closeted self in that era.” Darcy — Aug 27, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Making Magic in Cloverleaf Corners “I’m sure Jamie Clayton wasn’t actually suggesting that they celebrate by topping each other with a Magic Wand, but…” Darcy — Aug 20, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Bringing Home the Gold “I’ll accept it if the term for sapphic angst is ‘wulluwing.'” Darcy — Aug 13, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Donning A Velvet Blazer “Real Housewives answers the age old question: What if women replicated the homoeroticism of frat boys?” Darcy — Aug 6, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Waking Up In Villanelle’s Lair “I got Jenny Schechter AGAIN!” Darcy — Jul 30, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Have Until 2080 to Find A Better Name for the Gay-Lympics “Just in time for my Sports Gay Summer! (A summer in which I, queer, play absolutely no sports but admire the athletes, gay, who do).” Darcy — Jul 23, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Doing Karaoke With Shane and Bette and Sophie and Finley “This is so on point that in a weird Mandela Effect way I genuinely now believe that I have seen Alice sing ‘Bitch’ and will not be convinced otherwise.” Darcy — Jul 16, 2021
