straddleverse The Comment Awards Going on a Gay Date with Krampus “My daily announcement that ‘MARISA TOMEI’ is an anagram of ‘IT’S A ME, MARIO.'” Darcy — Dec 24, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Snowed In “Glad to see that Harold has finally learned about lesbians!” Darcy — Dec 17, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are at Hot Topic, Looking for Megan Fox “I think I just ascended to another plane of being.” Darcy — Dec 10, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up at the Christmas Tree Farm “It is now my accepted headcanon that Rudolph is a lesbian who is very handy with her toolbox.” Darcy — Dec 3, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are With Jodie Foster! On a Skateboard! At the Eiffel Tower! “Let me have the illusion that I am tough and mean please!” Darcy — Nov 26, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up With Ghosts “‘Opportunity to be ghosted by Kristen Stewart’ was my knee-jerk dad joke response.” Darcy — Nov 19, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Ready for the Revolution “I completely misunderstood Big Dick Energy.” Darcy — Nov 12, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Dating Through the Zombie Apocalypse “When we got to the bar, I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date.” Darcy — Nov 5, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Trick-Or-Treating in the Void “I need to know more about your house and its secrets (it’s haunted, right???) just like folks need to donate to the fundraiser.” Darcy — Oct 29, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Gasping Out Loud “Do you thinks we could add an option to specifically donate $69?” Darcy — Oct 22, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards are Wearing Fuzzy Wuzzy Slippers “I was indifferent to Miss Honey, but was really into Trunchbull, and no, I don’t want to unpack that.” Darcy — Oct 15, 2021
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are at a Cabin in the Woods “At least I’ll get to make out with my hot girlfriend before checking out the noise in the basement and getting electrocuted by the router!” Darcy — Oct 8, 2021
