hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Going on a Gay Date with Krampus “My daily announcement that ‘MARISA TOMEI’ is an anagram of ‘IT’S A ME, MARIO.'” Darcy — Dec 24, 2021
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hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are at Hot Topic, Looking for Megan Fox “I think I just ascended to another plane of being.” Darcy — Dec 10, 2021
hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up at the Christmas Tree Farm “It is now my accepted headcanon that Rudolph is a lesbian who is very handy with her toolbox.” Darcy — Dec 3, 2021
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hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up With Ghosts “‘Opportunity to be ghosted by Kristen Stewart’ was my knee-jerk dad joke response.” Darcy — Nov 19, 2021
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hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Dating Through the Zombie Apocalypse “When we got to the bar, I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date.” Darcy — Nov 5, 2021
hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Trick-Or-Treating in the Void “I need to know more about your house and its secrets (it’s haunted, right???) just like folks need to donate to the fundraiser.” Darcy — Oct 29, 2021
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hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards are Wearing Fuzzy Wuzzy Slippers “I was indifferent to Miss Honey, but was really into Trunchbull, and no, I don’t want to unpack that.” Darcy — Oct 15, 2021
hey did you see that comment friday straddleverse The Comment Awards Are at a Cabin in the Woods “At least I’ll get to make out with my hot girlfriend before checking out the noise in the basement and getting electrocuted by the router!” Darcy — Oct 8, 2021