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The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen

“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”

Darcy —

Mar 18, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Meeting At the Vending Machine

“I, too, was editor of my middle school yearbook!”

Darcy —

Mar 11, 2022

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The Comment Awards Just Met a Dame with Enormous Dignity

“The last verse of ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ sets me off.”

Darcy —

Mar 4, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Traversing Time and Space to Love and Eat Cabbage

“Francine was almost definitely my root, so this is very affirming.”

Darcy —

Feb 25, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Asking: Won’t You Be Our Valentine?

“Who needs to pay for psychics when Autostraddle reads my mind like this?” (PS: There’s also a handmade Valentine in here, just for you, from my dog Milo!)

Darcy —

Feb 18, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Curling in the Winter Olympics

“Yes, give me a Nordic woman who can ski a lot then shoot an animal and haul it back to our cabin for dinner! Sign me up!”

Darcy —

Feb 11, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Carefully Setting Traps of Tiramisù

“Two apples a day attract the Doctor. If you hear a TARDIS, get ready to run!”

Darcy —

Feb 4, 2022

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The Comment Awards Know: There Are No Accidents

“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”

Darcy —

Jan 28, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Dressing Like the Antler Queen

“The 80s welcome you back with a glass of lemonade in a clear plastic glass with lemons on it, and a smile on its face.”

Darcy —

Jan 21, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Arguing Over the Gayest American Girl Doll

“I humbly submit for consideration Molly’s extended meditation on why her teacher’s hair is so shiny.”

Darcy —

Jan 14, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Together in the Gay Wilderness

“The requirements for these merit badges are… different than I remember.”

Darcy —

Jan 7, 2022

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The Comment Awards Are Running Into the New Year

“Thinking about the stud who hit on me in Penn Station. They were so smooth that I’m still thinking about it three years later.”

Darcy —

Dec 31, 2021