straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Caroling for Labor Day “Cate Blanchett literally only wants one thing, and it’s to play gay in movies directed by a guy named Todd.” Darcy — Sep 2, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Dressing for Success “Damn, I dressed like #5 every day this summer and yet experienced a distinct and disappointing lack of inevitable reunions with former love interests.” Darcy — Aug 26, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Swinging for the Fences “‘A complete homosexual extravaganza?’ Sounds like I finally got an answer to what I want to be when I grow up!” Darcy — Aug 19, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Saving A Booth For You “You’re serving up excellent writing with the same generous hand a good diner serves up hash browns!” Darcy — Aug 12, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Know: Lesbians Find a Way (Jeff Goldblum voice) “Lesbians… uh, find a way.” Darcy — Aug 5, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Playing Softball in Stardew Valley “We’re going to just ignore the fact that ABIGAIL STRAIGHT UP EATS ROCKS?!” Darcy — Jul 29, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Racing Rainbow Road “MAKE TRANS ICON BIRDO A MAIN PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN MARIO CART, YOU COWARDS!” Darcy — Jul 15, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Sitting in a Lesbian Sports Bar “I was at the first Sacramento Monarchs game, so technically I remember the WNBA before Sue Bird. I still have my souvenir ticket!” Darcy — Jul 8, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Making Music “She dazzled me with her solo audition and now we have jam/smooch sessions.” Darcy — Jul 1, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Barely Balancing on this Skateboard “The DIY, ‘we’re making and taking our space’ vibe was intensely creative. I see Autostraddle as right in line with that history.” Darcy — Jun 25, 2022
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Wielding Rainbow Lassos “Thought I’d come back two years on and thank you for this article… I turned out MUCH less straight.” Darcy — Jun 17, 2022