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hey did you see that comment friday

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The Comment Awards Are Drinking Martinis with Wonder Woman

Straight girls go to prom together and give each other corsages and admire each other’s ‘necklaces’ all the time, right? Right?

Darcy —

Jul 7, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Dueling Topless

In which we learn that Riese has never actually seen Practical Magic, and might have to send back her toaster.

Darcy —

Jun 30, 2017

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The Comment Awards are Ken of Center

“Dear Barbie: I’m not sure if you visit Autostraddle.com, but the more I think about it, the more I start to believe that you probably do.”

Darcy —

Jun 23, 2017

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The Comment Awards are Babashook

I’ll never be able to think of the band LMFAO in the same way again.

Darcy —

Jun 16, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Cracking That Safe, If You Know What I Mean

We’ve got tennis sex, Antiope, and the quantum-physics of Kristen Stewart’s wardrobe – it’s the Comment Awards!

Darcy —

Jun 10, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Mommi Blogging

Today is sunny, with a chance of manspreading – and everything is full of lesbians. It’s the Comment Awards!

Darcy —

Jun 2, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Knotting Their Pearls

Come for the euphemisms, stay for the butties! It’s the Comment Awards, now with more gender bending Gillian Anderson. Praise.

Darcy —

May 26, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Into Your Grandma

Your grandma sounds like a babe, I don’t know what else to tell you.

Ryan Yates —

May 19, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Packing for Camp

Women laughing with salad, killer vaginas, and shiny-haired counselors from the camp days of yore: it’s the Comment Awards!

Darcy —

May 12, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are a Soft Safe Space to Land

Double entendres, gay-ass underpants, and Mey is here to get us into trouble – it’s the Comment Awards!

Darcy —

May 5, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Buying Dobby Socks

We’ve got dishonorable discharges, mantellectualism, and multiple uses for the phrase “comfortable hole bye.” It’s the Comment Awards!

Darcy —

Apr 28, 2017

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The Comment Awards Are Joining Cindr

We’ve got cosmonauts, laundry tips for misandrist vampires, and a lot of puns about those fellows at Pompeii — too soon?

Darcy —

Apr 21, 2017