straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Counting Down to Midnight “Hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip in the Getty Museum.” Darcy — Dec 29, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Wintering in Themyscira “The Ocean’s 8 trailer is gayer than the Carol one, I’ll tell you that right now.” Darcy — Dec 22, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Eating Creamed Spinach in Waterloo Milk is not a sexy beverage. Darcy — Dec 15, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Buying a Gender Traitor Onesie for Their Dog Will it fit? Only one way to find out! Darcy — Dec 8, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Safe, Weird, & Rolled In Something “I finally understand why the straights were so worried we were going to ruin marriage. Apparently, they wanted to do it themselves.” Darcy — Dec 1, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Thankful For You Mommi Mia, here we go again. Darcy — Nov 24, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are So Mommi Right Now “Can confirm bisexuality to be even more luxurious than a fancy tin can.” Darcy — Nov 17, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Gay, and Also Happy THEY CAN’T TAKE OUR SHINE. Darcy — Nov 10, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are The Odd Girl Out “Hey, so that hot friend of yours: is she… ya know, ODD?” Darcy — Nov 3, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Bringing Back Wallet Chains “I came out as bisexual 15 years ago and yet, somehow, that picture is my root.” Darcy — Oct 27, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Scissoring Like Billie Jean “Anyone who’s seen Fried Green Tomatoes knows that the secret’s in the sauce.” Darcy — Oct 20, 2017
straddleverse The Comment Awards Are Searching for Themyscira “Live from my wet dreams, it’s Saturday Night!” Darcy — Oct 13, 2017
